Jerry Terrifying: As explained by the people.
Jerry Terrifying has the heart of a lion. No, a tiger. No, a grizz-i-ly bear. Yes, that's right. He will chase you down and maul you to death if you get too close to his berry stash, or huge LCD TV screen. Don't let his intimidating size fool you into thinking that he can't just jump up and run at you like an enraged spider monkey. His quickness, strength, and love of fine goods could only be matched by one of those pampered white tigers that Siegfried and Roy probably have lounging around in their diamond-studded Las Vegas palaces. But like I said, he's more grizzily bear than tiger. Be forewarned!
-Lauren
Jerry Terrifying is a money hungry son of a bitch, he'd slap your momma for a dollar and slap his own for a zinger. His wit and charm are only surpassed by his ruthlessness and skills on Megaman. In my opinion he's a righteous enough chap to save the Prime Minister.
-Seth Rock
What can I say about the Almighty Jerry Terrifying. He is a fierce beast of a man, that you should never double cross. He wouldn't think twice about pounding truant school children for walking across his lawn .. or across his path for that matter. Although quite strong and powerful, he is very wise. He will tell you what he thinks, exactly what is on his mind. If you ask for advice or knowledge you will get exactly what you ask for. But, It would be in your best interest to approch Jerry Terrifying with caution .. And at all costs, whatever you do, never ever, under any circumstances give this man a deceased fish in a glass jar ... bad things Will happen.
-Lyndsey
Jerry Terrifying? Well, he's certainly terrifying. His fists are made of battleships. So what if he carries a purse.
It's a macho man purse for winners. Jerry Terrifying has willpower the size of my weiner....which I assure you is mega huge. Speaking of mega huge weiners, Jerry Terrifying makes study hall fun...but not with his weiner. Is he a big bundle of awesome fun joyous glee? The rumors are true.
-Kristin
For your about me, you should just compile snarky comments I say about you. "You look like you should be beaten. Hahaha."
-Katie
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