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Really it was quite a fire.
Some dip shit at my job managed to start a huge fire, through neglegence of course.
Trailer park.
I got a flat tire in the middle of no fucking where. So I was walking my bike back when I ran into this gang of hill billy hunters. You can't see anything really but the guy talking is a cyclops and looks like SLoth from the Goonies. I wish I got that and the dead squirrel the boy presented to me on camera.
So I tried going down this trail again only to discover this sign. I went anyway. And yes I was chewing on a piece of steak when I recorded that shit. That's how fucking manly I am.
Bike path blocked up by a whole gang of kids.
Fucking around at work.
I was waiting for some lady to fuck with my mouth when Hammer Time came on and then a lady asked me if I felt old. Probably because my head is so macho.
I saw T Pain's tour bus. I wish I gave a fuck about T Pain.
More video of my crashed car!
My car got crashed!
Driving down East Third Street on a snowy afternoon.
SNOW BLOWS!
TRAINS!
I really want these God damn helicopters!
Crazy sounds in a basement.
Howling mutt.
Beastly puppy.
More time wasted at work.
Dentist.
On a quest for Cream Sodas
DODGE BALL LOL!
When I was an elf I learned that Santa Claus drives to the post office on Saturday mornings. It's true. Ask the wifey pooh.
The other half of the bar.
Fight at a bar.
I saw a donkey!
I'm so white trash.