Character Interviews By Jeremy and Alex |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| **Corny Theme Song Plays**

Jeremy: Hi and welcome to Character Interviews! *angrily* Alex is finally back from his "flu"....

Alex: Uhh... yeeaaah....flu....*whispering* thanks for covering for me Jerr! * end whispering*

Jeremy: *whispering* No prob! *end whispering* Anyways, we have a very special guest today, Stiltskin, the traveling Moogle from Final Fantasy IX!

Stiltskin: Hello, I am very honored to be here, I am a big fan of the show!

Alex and Jeremy: *In the background* Well who isn't?

Alex: So Stiltskin, I heard you've traveled all over Gaia! Did you enjoy it?

Stiltskin: Well, to tell you the truth, it sucked! When I was in Burmecia it was raining, when I was in Lindblum there was war, when I was in Alexandria there was some crazy queen trying to take over the world! The Iifa Tree scared the **** out of me--

Jeremy: Please Stiltskin, we're on the air, no swearing!

Stiltskin: Oh, my bad, I'm sorry! As I was saying, in Conde Petie, I couldn't understand a word they were saying, in Cleyra they couldn't stop admiring their sand barrier, and in Treno I got mugged three times and couldn't win a single card game! But I did enjoy Madain Sari, all those moogles were so kind! And then, my boss forced me to come back to Mognet Central! I wanted to quit but since they don't let us quit our jobs, I had to escape! Luckily there was a chocobo that had the ability to fly, and he helped me out. I guess it belonged to someone, because some weird guy with a tail chased me half way around the world in a big ship with an eye on the bottom!

Alex: *sarcastically* Riiiiight...sure you did...

Jeremy: *sarcastically* Suuuure....and you went to the moon also right?

Stiltskin: Hey! I'm serious

Jeremy and Alex: Suuuuure you are!

Stiltskin: Don't get smart with me! You wanna piece o' this?

Jeremy: Bring it!

Alex: Come on!

*Alex and Jeremy simultaneously pull out crowbars*

Alex: We�ll be right back after the break...hehehehe....

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Jeremy: Come on you little rat!

Stiltskin: Alright I'll bring it! Hey! Zidane! Can I get some help here?

*Zidane appears with a giant double-bladed spear*

Stiltskin: Woohoo! Let's see what you're made of now Jeremy and Alex! Zidane they were gonna beat me up! Show 'em what you got!

Zidane: They were going to beat you up? Actually, I'd be glad to help guys!

*Stiltskin looks confused and terrorized at the same time*

*Jeremy and Alex have malicious smiles on their faces*

Stiltskin: No! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!! *smack* *punch* *slash* Oww! My--*SMACK* *KICK*

Zidane: Is he unconcious?

Alex: Looks like it!

Jeremy: Hehe...nice work you guys...Well that�s it for today�s show folks!

Alex: Next week�s guest will be....you guessed it:

Alex and Jeremy: Zidane Tribal!!!

Jeremy: So join us next week, and until then have fun folks

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