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Just for the sake of tradition, let's view the results of this here survey:
1. First, about my design:
| "WOW! I have to change my pants!" |
33.3% |
| "All you need is the Shockwave pimp from your old site and you're set!" |
33.3% |
| "Well... it's ok..." |
26.7% |
| "Ass." |
6.7% |
| "Where am I?" |
0% |
This site wasn't really designed to impress. It was designed for content. And it was designed to be green! There aren't enough green sites out there on the Internet. Blue and white and black are so overdone. :p
2. So, is this your first time?
| "I'm a regular. Hell, I probably have this site bookmarked!" |
53.3% |
| "Somewhere between the choice above and the choice below." |
20.0% |
| "I've been here before; I never bothered with the survey, though." |
0% |
| "First time visitor, first time survey filler outer guy." |
20.0% |
| "*ahem* Where am I?" |
6.7% |
If you're a regular, you would have seen a very similar question on some older survey. But it's nice to see that there are a few fresh faces out there that chose to fill this bad boy out.
3. Ok, somethin' different: How is George W. Bush doing so far in office?
| "He's a superstar." |
13.3% |
| "Well... he hasn't really done anything yet." |
40.0% |
| "I can't wait for the next election already." |
26.7% |
| "I'm not from the States. Hence, I don't care." |
6.7% |
| "Dude, I seriously don't know where I am." |
13.3% |
At the time this survey came out (heh, February!), he just kinda dicked around and not do anything. Now, he has more pressing business, like... uh... trying to make drilling for oil in Alaska look "right" and building baseball diamonds in his backyard.
4. Really? What about his plans on helping religious or "faith-based" groups obtain federal tax dollars?
| "It's ok in my books." |
6.7% |
| "Hmmm..." |
33.3% |
| "Keep church and state seperate." |
53.3% |
| "Are you going to tell me where I am or what?" |
6.7% |
Whatever. I don't really care. That "moment of silence" we had each morning back in high school never bothered me.
5. But what about his $1.6 trillion dollar tax cut to help small businesses and speed up the economy?
| "w00t! I could use a little extra cash." |
26.7% |
| "Neither for nor against." |
6.7 |
| "You mean make the rich even richer? Feh." |
33.3% |
| "The economy naturally speeds up and slows down. Let it take its course." |
13.3% |
| "Fine. Goodbye, Mr. Browser window." |
20.0% |
Damn, I feel so much more witty when I come up with the questions and the possible choices; my commentary is pretty shitty as of late. Oh well. I'll sum this up in one word: YES.
Heh, make of that what you will.
6. What about George W. Bush's dream of making every third grader in America literate?
| "Good as gold. Children are the future." |
6.7% |
| "Not gonna happen." |
13.3% |
| "It's a mere ploy to cover up the fact that he can't read, either." |
60.0% |
| "Isn't that already the case?" |
20.0% |
My thoughts exactly. Most third graders have no problem reading. I can't say the same for Mr. President.
7. On an unrelated note, what do you think of the space station?
| "It's gonna rule once it gets completed." |
33.3% |
| "It will be a good research tool. That's about it, though." |
33.3% |
| "What a waste of money. It'll be outdated before it gets completed." |
0.0% |
| "I think it exists to give the people at NASA something to do now that the Cold War is over." |
33.3% |
| "Wha?" |
0.0% |
YES.
8. So... how about that Super Bowl a while back?
| Great game! |
0.0% |
| Great commercials! |
13.3% |
| Suckage. |
33.3% |
| Slept through it. |
13.3% |
| Didn't watch it. |
33.3% |
| Speechless Giants fans click here. |
13.3% |
It was a good game for a while. Too bad I don't have any feelings toward the Giants or the Ravens. At least the commercials gave me something to watch instead of making me shut off the tube.
9. The XFL: Sink or swim?
| "Awesome shiznit." |
13.3% |
| "It has potential. Give it time." |
20.0% |
| "Mmmmm... I'll stick with the NFL, thank you." |
20.0% |
| "Consider it done for." |
13.3% |
| "Didn't watch any games." |
33.3% |
Looked good. The TV's in some of the bars we were at during spring break were showing XFL games. But ratings tell a different story...
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