peteus79: you suck big monkey titty 

jpsprague: you smell big monkey anus 

peteus79: you rape big monkey anus 

jpsprague: you take it up your monkey anus 

peteus79: you eat crap from your monkey nostril 

jpsprague: you stick your monkey prick into dog ass 

peteus79: you rape the moose ass with your insignificant member, leaving 
moose not satisfied so he rapes you with his huge moose prick 

jpsprague: hahaha....but unfortunatly for you, an elephant sees you, 
becomes exited and tickles your tonsils with an organ resembling a 
telephone pole 

jpsprague: hehehe....speecheless i see.....enjoying your elephant.....i 
won't bother you then:-P 

jpsprague signed off at 4:45:09 PM. 
jpsprague signed on at 4:49:50 PM. 

peteus79: the elephant after having its way with me, which takes a LONG 
time as i'm that good, gets all shagged out and sits....unfortunately 
right on top of your moose.  surprised and in pain, the moose lets out a 
cry heard over the rolling hills and through every wooded cranny in the 
bright old U.S. of A.  its cry sounded something like this. 
EEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!  however due the mooses complete 
surprise of having an elelphant sit on him, his cry which meant to 
translate "fuck me that hurts!" instead got cut off to "fuck me!" in mere 
moments the scene was flooded with sexually frustrated female moose. 
seeing the moose of their dreams all bent out of shape underneath a very 
large elephant, they turned their wrath to the elephant.  not so 
surprisingly, the elephant was passed out from his exursion with yours 
truly...so thousands upon millionsof sexually frustrated and (now) very 
upset moose turn their attention to you. huddling up like a bunch of 
football players on superbowl sunday, they talked for a brief bit, 
clapped their hooves together and broke.  one immediately pinned you to 
the ground while the other nine-gadrillian of them went out, bought huge 
moose sized dildos, and proceded to ass rape you until each was 
satisfied.  moral of the story: never pair me up with an elephant; it 
might just make a kadrillion moose come and dildo-rape you. 

jpsprague: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....shit....you have too much time on your 
hands