The March survey results:
Lots of entries for this one. Thanks goes out to those of you who chose to rock the vote.
1. How do you like new flash intro on the front page?
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"It rocks beyond belief!" |
40.9% |
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"Not bad." |
18.2% |
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"I liked the old DHTML instead." (Note: Netscape only) |
4.5% |
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"No. Just leave the pimp there and that's it." |
13.6% |
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"I got here from The G Spot. What are you talking about?" |
13.6% |
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"I don't have Shockwave." |
9.1% |
Yeah brotha. $m00+h Oper@tor 0wnz j00! Sorry, kewl d00d speak took over for a second.
2. Do you have vision problems?
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"Yeah, I'm far-sighted." |
4.8% |
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"Yeah, I'm near-sighted." |
38.1% |
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"Yeah, I'm some combination of the above." |
19.0% |
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"Nope. I'm perfectly fine vision-wise." |
23.8% |
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"Only if I am under the influence of recreational drugs." |
14.3% |
I should have probably phrased this question differently. It sounds kinda... hmmm... queer. Oh well. What's done is done.
Anyways, I've been near-sighted since around 7th grade.
3. "For my imperfect vision, I use..."
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"glasses." |
50.0% |
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"contacts." |
9.1% |
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"money to get laser surgery." |
0% |
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"nothing because I'm stubborn / broke." |
4.5% |
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"Sorry. Like I said earlier, I'm fine vision-wise." |
36.4% |
Me? Usually nothing or glasses (which I should probably wear more often), depending on the situation.
4. The coolest phrase that indicates someone with "the guts" is (example, "I bet you don't have the ___ to do it."):
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balls |
45.5% |
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cahones |
4.5% |
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nuts |
4.5% |
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testicular fortitude |
31.8% |
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Other |
13.6% |
Of the percentage that voted for "other," 9.1% when with sack, a wonderful option I forgot about. The remaining 4.5% went with ovaries. I shall now take a second to pause to let this sink in.............................................................................................. ovaries? Hmmm... maybe girls say this to one another frequently.
5. The wrist watch goes on:
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The left hand, facing the same side as the back of the hand |
57.1% |
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The left hand, palm side up |
4.8% |
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The right hand, facing the same side as the back of the hand |
19.0% |
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The right hand, palm side up |
4.8% |
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Yet to be determined |
14.3% |
Once I finally decide to buy a new watch (my old one is... well.. old, and it's missing a pin), I shall side with the majority. Until then, it stays in my left front pocket with my keys.
6. "My watch is..."
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"digital, and it has a zillion modes and functions." |
19.0% |
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"digital, but it's pretty simplistic." |
19.0% |
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"analog, and it looks pretty high-tech, too!" |
9.5% |
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"analog, and it's as old as Barbara Bush." |
14.3% |
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"a pocket watch." |
9.5% |
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"nonexistent." |
28.6% |
My piece of crap one has more functions than I feel is necessary: 2 alarms, 2 timers, a stopwatch feature that won't reset back to zero for some reason, and I can set it to tell me the time in another time zone. I have it set to tell me the time in Cario, Egypt. :)
7. The wallet goes in:
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The front left pocket |
19.0% |
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The front right pocket |
9.5% |
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The back left pocket |
19.0% |
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The back right pocket |
28.6% |
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The hidden fifth pocket (?!?) |
4.8% |
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"Unknown. I use a purse!" |
19.0% |
Front right pocket. I'm weary of using my back pockets for anything.
8. "I usually keep ___ dollars in my wallet / purse."
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Under $10 (The chicks dig it) |
38.1% |
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somewhere between 10 and 30 |
52.4% |
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around 50 |
0% |
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around 75 |
4.8% |
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in excess of 100 |
0% |
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way too much (it makes my wallet split) |
4.8% |
More than I need. :P If I need cash, I withdrawl like $100 from the ATM and just live off that until I get under $20.
9. Describe the word "Squatch" in fifty words or less:
I got some good responses for this one: