Conversational
Bark - Hey you, I need to go out and poop!
Bark - Hey you, I need to go out and pee!
Bark - Hey you, I want something to eat!
Bark - Hey you, I'm bored and it's about time you got your fat butt out of bed anyway.
Bark - Same to you, fella!
Bark - Hey you! Yeah, you! What are you doing on my property?!
Bark - Hey you, this rope thing you're attached to my neck has wandered off and tangled itself again.
Bark - I'm melting!
Bark - More ice cream!!!
Bark - How about some Rocky Road?!
Dog is also a body language with shades of meaning depending on the circumstance. With a single deadpan look I can convey the following:
Yes, I really do have to go out again. You're the one worried about the carpets, not me.
Yes, you are the master and I'm the dog. Now shut-up and scoop my poop.
No, I'd rather have a steak but I'll take the biscuit since that's all you'll give me anyway.
No, I didn't chew on that. You must have mice or something.
No, I'm not Lassie and little Timmy did not fall down the well. Stop asking that!
Yes, I do think you're stupid for slamming on the brakes with no warning and no I do not need help getting my face off the dashboard.
Yes, a cold compress would be nice.
Holiday
Bark - Hey you, pass the potatoes and gravy this way
Bark - Hey, and a drumstick too!!!
Bark - You can keep the cranberry sauce.
Bark - Is that present for me too?
And the look can also mean:
Well if you hadn't had the second helping of pie you could probably walk instead of waddling
Yes, I am grateful for a full belly but I'll only be thankful for some of that turkey.
You're an idiot to string Christmas lights all over my indoor tree. Electricity and pee don't mix!!!
If they are my presents then why are you unwrapping them. I know I suck at wrapping but unwrapping I could definitely handle.
Advanced
Bark - It's Jericho, not Jerko!! Learn to enunicate, you dweeb!!
Bark - Do I have a summer wardrobe? This fur coat is too hot!
Bark - Dang! I can't reach the air conditioning controls!
Bark - Dang! I can't reach the ice cream shelf in the freezer!
Medical
Bark - What have you done?
Bark - Omigod!!!! Did my voice just change???!?!?
Bark - I swear that somehow .....someday..... Lord willing..........I will get even for this!!!!
Bark - You just keep right on sleeping my friend while I do a little surgery on you!!