NOVA SCOTIA, THE PERFECT ENVIRONMENT FOR THE ANGST FILLED WHITE RAPPER
I was waiting for the bus with my girlfriend one day up in a town that is over abundant with white trash hillbillies (she lives there and really has no choice. I sympathize with her), when I noticed that there was a sign/poster/some stupid thing pinned up on a telephone pole right under the sign that said "bus stop". The poster said that the "town welcomes" the presence of a rapper who's name I will keep confidential at the moment (most likely a local rapper). The poster showed a picture of a white guy who looked like he was roughly 16 or 17 years old, donning a white ball cap that he wore backwards. He had his fingers up in the "westside" sign, and hunched his body backwards ever so slightly as to give the impression that he was one hip badass. His buddies were standing beyond him (I mean his "posse") and looked even whiter than this guy did. I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at this pathetic attempt at looking rebellious. He looked like one of those guys who lives a reasonably well off lifestyle whose parents probably have a white collar job. In other words, a poser. I wouldn't be surprised if he went around telling people he was black and calling other people "ma nigga".

The point I'm trying to make here? This is Nova Scotia for christ's sake (for all you idiots, Nova Scotia is a small province off the Atlantic coast of Canada [for all you REAL idiots, Canada is that country just north of you]). Most rappers usually live a hardknock life in the ghetto and then base their rapping off of the hard life that they faced. What the hell is this white pansy going to rap about? How he was involved in a drive by arguement? Or maybe a spitball shootout. This particular town is by far the most pussy ass excuse for a ghetto around. The main section of the town is probably less than a kilometer by less than a kilometer around, and everything that spans out from that is just long roads, trees, small houses, etc. How this jackass can live in this place and then call himself a real rapper is beyond me. I guess we shouldn't base everything on a stereotype shouldn't we? I mean, if some guy who grew up in a town with a yearly death rate of less than three wants to be a professional rapper, we shouldn't judge him. If he raps good that's all that really matters right? Just kidding. There's no such thing as good rapping. It's all the same one note, monotonous bullshit over and over anyways.

 

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