MORTIMER'S CORNER
Dear Mortimer,
    In Back to the Future, the theory of time travel is that you can go back in time to change the current future, while the Bill and Ted  theory is that, by doing anything in the past, you are merrily creating the presant you just came from,  because what has been will be, and what will be has already been. What's your theory on this space-time paradox?
           Timeless Wonderer

Dear Future Time Traveler,
       Greenish yellow, because wombats don't need to use hacksaws.
Dear Mort,
    How do you feel about being a minority?
          Richa

Dear Richa,
      I won't lie, the growing increase in endangered bears around the world has upset me some. It's not companionship that I really miss, but love. Love makes the world go round. I think it don't matter how many of your kind there are in the world, as long as you could have one to love and to hold. So, if say the only other stuffed teddy bear in the world was a guy, then I'd be a little worried. But I have a girlfriend, and her name is Betty. She's all the minority I need!
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