parody of "One Week" by Bare Naked Ladies
New Words by Wild Banshee Jeremy Pace
Two weeks since I crossed the sea
To see what God had in store for me
Five days since I left my home
To sleep in bunks with bed mats made of foam
Three days since my friends and I
Got down and holy with a local real old guy
Yesterday I put my make-up on
And messed it up sweating on this mission trip
VERSE 1
Hola, we in a foriegn country
We miss our mommy
It's as far from home as you can get
To catch their sense
We do Alligance
And preform at their convinence
Then our TL goes out and he tries to bring in the net
Hey see the scene of celebration
It's a sensaion
Dance around and smile like morons
Then during the sad work scene
That pirates real mean
Once the fun of sinning is gone
Peasant and Baker
Soon Punker
Arabian Knight, Latin Dancer
Cowboy shacks with Jester, breaks his arm
Gypsie mocks Samurai
The Pirate makes us flip, wreak the ship
What a trip, hits us with his whip
Till you can't help but wonder
"What's up with this guy?"
The Punker's a laughin' tauntin' girl hittin' spittin' jerk
Then the King says this thing and it must work
In the fight scene Pop Crash Bang Boom go the swords
As the nobel sailors verse the evil pirate hordes
Then the Pirate King and Captain have it out and cross blades
They have a history of breaking each sword, it's been
Two week since the Village Trip
Where we did the drama as the rain went drip drip
Five days since little kids
Played around and did the limbo with our MIGS
Three days since I sang Veggie Tales
Or told how Jonah got eatin by a big whale
Yesterday I ate coconuts
I think I prefer PBJs on this mission trip
VERSE 2
Now Krista and Ken
When they're not leadin'
We listen to our MAs
Rob and Evelyn
Don't forget Lani and Wendi
The missionaries
Include Greg, Joe, Matt, Scott, and JD
Lynette, Kimberly, Stephenie, Marci
Kelli, Mallory
Christina, and Christina we got two
Next is Crystal, Charity, and Brittany
Audrea, Sara, Rhi
Jessica, Nicole, and Kristen coming at you
Last is Jeremy
And I'm crazy
I new nick name is Daffy
I can prove I'm nuts just by singing this song
We jump around, to the sound
Of lost souls found, all over town
And we know that we've brought them
Up to where they belong
That kinda thing lets you know God's power's movin' on ya
Praising God in the POD for the drama
Wild Banshees jump up now we gotta scream
"Lez do it", "Cledus", we're the number one team
We have a tendancy to laugh and talk on the bus
We have a history of changing the world, it's been
CHORUS
Two weeks since a jacked up leg
Got prayed and she walking again (whoo!)
Five days since the boys and I
Protected the girls from some way to friendly guys
Three days since our one Free Day
Where I learned you don't always get for what you pay
Yesterday was the talent show
And I never want to go home from this mission trip
I had so much fun on this mission trip
I made friends for life on this mission trip
God let me go back next year or I'll flip
