MYC JEOPARDY!

 

Scene opens with Alex Trebeck introducing the three contestants behind the podiums.

 

Annoucer- Welcome ladies and gentlemen to a special edition of MYC Jeopardy! Here your favorite MYC staff members are going to compete for cash and prizes. And here’s your host, Alex Trebeck!

 

Alex- Thank you very much everyone, and welcome to MYC Jeopardy. What say we meet our contestants? (looking at Trent) Back with us is Trent Mollus who has set a new Jeopardy record for negative 14, 600 points. Next is Brian Lamia with a score of negative 9,000 points. And our returning champion, Sarah Regina with a commanding lead of… zero.

 

Each contestant waves and smiles at the audience in turn

 

Alex- Alright lets take a look at today categories. Remember we have tried to make them simple as possible to make it easy on you. The categories are, (Looks to projection screen as categories come up, reads them off) “Orange Colored Fruits”, “Presidents on the One Dollar Bill”, “The Number 10”, “Months That Start with ‘Feb’”, “”, and “Famous Muppet Frogs”. Just so you know, the answer to every question in this category is Kermit. Just wait until I stop talking, say Kermit, and you got it! Okay, Sarah we’ll start with you.

 

Sarah- Kermit!

 

Alex- No, I mean pick a category.

 

Sarah- Oh, okay. How about uh… “Orange Colored Fruits” for $200.

 

Alex- Answer there. (on screen) “This orange fruit is named after it’s color.”

 

Brian buzzes.

 

Alex- Brian?

 

Brian- What’s a carrot?

 

Alex- Um, no, sorry.

 

Trent- You know what else is orange it’s those freaky little guys on Willy Wonka that run the factory and everything and-

 

Alex- Trent, please don’t talk unless you use your buzzer. And the answer was Orange. (rolls eyes) Sarah back to you.

 

Sarah- Okay, I’ll take “Presidents on the One Dollar Bill” for… for.. (looking at the board confused) A… a-oo? A-uuu? Aao?

 

Alex- $400?

 

Sarah- Yeah, that’s it!

 

Alex- … Yes, and the answer there… “The Washington Monument is named after this president.”

 

Trent buzzes

 

Alex- Trent?

 

Trent- And then those Oompa Loompa’s start singing! And their all like oompa loompa, doopidy doo! Then the fat kid-

 

Trent- No sorry, that is incorrect. (Sarah buzzes) Yes Sarah?

 

Sarah- George Clooney!

 

Alex- Uh, no-

 

Trent- And then the girl gets all big like a balloon and she turns purple, and-

 

Alex- My gosh, would you shut your mouth!!!

 

Brian- (buzzes) What’s a muzzle?

 

Alex- (sigh) Okay Sarah back to you.

 

Sarah- (off in space) Huh?

 

Alex- Uh, nevermind. Brian, over to you.

 

Brian- Umm… I’ll take “Horseys” for $200 please.

 

Alex- (looking through his cards) Horseys isn’t even a category.

 

Brian- Well then I’ll take “Horseys” for $400 please.

 

Sarah- (buzzes) Who is Mr. Ed?

 

Trent- Mr. Ed! Hey Wilber up into the wild blue yonder, yeehaw! (jumps on his podium and starts to ride it like a cowboy) Get along there silver!

 

Alex- I think you are legally retarded. Okay, you know what, I’ll pick one this time, this is for all of you. Let’s do, uh, let’s do “Months That Start with ‘Feb’”, okay? And the answer there is… “This is the only month that starts with ‘Feb’”.

 

Sarah- Febtober!

 

Brian- Feb-boo!

 

Sarah- What is the capital of Ohio?

 

Brian- Febs-day!

 

Trent- I love Mexico! They always eat Mexican food and dance around like this! (spazes out)

 

Alex- No! The answer is February!

 

Trent- Now back off Trebeck. You wouldn’t know that if you didn’t have that little card in front of you.

 

Alex- I hate you. Never come on this show again.

 

Brian- What is Ferbruary? (Sarah slaps him)

 

Alex- Okay, lets move on to Final Jeopardy. The category is… Ancient Aztec Medicine? What? Oh no, I’m sorry, that one was for regular Jeopardy. No, your category is numbers. Just write a number, and you got it.

 

Lights dim and music starts. Contestants start writing furiously

 

Alex- There’s no reason it should be taking you this long to answer! Just write a 1? Maybe a 2? How ‘bout a three? Any number will do.

 

They finish, lights come back on

 

Alex- Okay let’s see the answers. We’ll start with Sarah, and what was your answer?

 

Scene shows Sarah’s name written for the answer.

 

Alex- You put your name for the answer. No, I’m sorry that’s incorrect.

 

Sarah- I didn’t understand the question!

 

Alex- Right, let’s move on to Brian, who is looking very confident. Your answer?

 

Scene show the letter h.

Alex- The letter “h”.

 

Brian- No, no, the number “h”.

 

Alex- “H” is a letter. So no, sorry, and you’re wager? (looks at podium) 18 gagillion dollars. I don’t even think that’s a real number…

 

Brian- I was so sure I’d win.

Alex- Yes, and now Trent… oh boy. Trent’s answer is… (scene comes up blank) Nothing. You don’t have an answer. (Trent shakes his head and smiles) You have no answer, no answer at all? Okay well… Technically that is zero, and zero is number, so congratulations Trent, you won! (everyone freaks out) and your wager is… the White House. Congratulations Trent you’ve… just won the White House… (throws his cards up in the air and walks off stage)

 

Accouncer- Thank you for joining us on MYC Jeopardy! As for the runners up let’s tell you what you didn’t win; trip to the Caribbean, an entire encyclopedia Britannica and Rice-A-Roni. You know what else? You’re a loser, and you just proved it in front of the entire church! If you had only studied, you would have been prepared for the test.