JAF Y2K Sale

Welcome to the JAF Y2K Sale. Now that we have arrived in the year 2000, JAF Systems must reduce inventories�of canned goods and other panic supplies.� Our caution�means savings for you. Choose from the following emergency items. This list will grow as our Y2K Command Centre Associates retrieve inventory by hand from the Jeremy Action Figure Bunker of Safety�.�Everything in the stockpile is available by visiting JAF Systems, here in Sunny England, or by emailing JAF.

JAF Y2K Stockpile:

El Nuevo Charmin Papel Higienico (4)

21 gallons distilled water

Candle, candelabra, and smiley-face lighter

Prepackaged flan in a can, in case of resurgent Spanish conquistadores.

2 Don Sebastian cigars and 1 5-pack of Little Coronas, for use as currency

8�D-cell batteries

1 Parrot brand harmonica. Key of C

2 32oz. packages Soy Dream, vanilla-flavored soy beverage

Kroger Cafe-Flavored Coffee

2 cans asparagus spears

2 cans�chunk light tuna in water

2 packages each of brown and white rice

Lever 2000 deodorant soap.

toothbrush

4 cans Campell's Chunky Hearty Chicken with Vegetables

15oz. can of sliced fruit cocktail

Kroger brand macaroni and cheese

8tblsp butter

1 can fresh cut sliced carrots

Roasted Garlic and Tomatoes-flavored Couscous

Canned Black-eyed Peas, for luck

1 bottle non-aspirin pain reliever

Return again for more bargains as we unearth inventory...

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