JAF Systems Debunks Spam

Some jerk is "spamming," that is, emailing unsolicited junk mail to JAF Systems. Unfortunately, the spam mail claims are not only exaggerated, but flatly untrue.  

JAF Systems is concerned that others may become dupes of this malicious email.  JAF is fortunate enough to possess what the spam author calls a "university diploma"; therefore, an authoritative response to these claims can be offered. Note: The JAF commentary appears in a difficult orange print so as not to distract from the primary text.

If you ever receive an email like the one below, delete it. DON'T reply to it or post it on your web page, because that alerts the Offender of your receipt of the spam and encourages more of same.   Ask how we know.

UNIVERSITY DIPLOMAS

REGISTER NOW AND RECEIVE A $500 FREE GIFT

A university diploma gets you the best job.   (I'd like a job)

A university diploma gets you the best pay.  (not without a job)

A university diploma gets you the best lovers. (It's not the size of the diploma that matters, dear, it's the size of...)

A university diploma gets you the admiration that you deserve. (sounds like a curse)

Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited universities. (I love this one. It's for people who neither know the meaning of "prestigious" nor "accredited."  The word "from," in this case,  means that the "diplomas" were stolen.)

Tests, classes, books, and interviews not required. (Just love. All you need is love.)

Everyone is accepted. The only requirements for Bachelors, Masters, MBA, and Doctorate (PhD) diplomas in the field of your choice are your present knowledge and life experience. (I have extensive life experience of very little present knowledge. Ask anyone. I appreciate the inclusive nature of this non-class-no books-no interviews-just a diploma and highly compensated lovers thank you-admirable-non-accredited university. I want either a Doctorate or a PhD.)

Confidentiality assured. (now it sounds like a drug test. Not that JAF would know.)

CALL NOW for details of how to register and receive your diploma and $500 FREE GIFT within days. (telephone number removed due to fear that others may call)

$500 FREE GIFT - JUST FOR REGISTERING (Hush money, also stolen)