JAF Prayer Wear©

Even Prince looks to JAF for fashion that lets him party like it's still 1999. Just give me a sign... Any kind of sign....Witness JAF Prayer Wear.
The Great Schism may not be resolved, but recent photos taken of the Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and a representative of the Patriarch of the Greek Orthodox Church reveal beatific Prayer Wear© by JAF. Everyone at JAF Systems thanks Their Holinesses for demonstrating excellent suggestibility and good fashion sense.

Now, thanks to a special dispensation by Paul, when you order a JAF Mantra Mat®, you can receive Absolution?. absolution from unique infractions of parking. Remember where your Prayer Wear© is, because there your heart will be also.


The Archbishop and a Patriarch's Representative don Special JAF Prayer Wear. JAF Systems is still in conversation with the Pope's fashion consultants.What could it mean? Why do I want to dress like the Pope? JAF Systems resurrects the dying signifier with Prayer Wear....God is my Palm Pilot... No, wait ... God has my Palm Pilot....Hey, give it back...Kyle, talk to Him. Will you?....

Cardinal Jeremy? Amen

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