Part Three: Sip Coffee. That's good. Proceed to Part IV.
Part Four: Accelerate the Process.
Still not done? Using the plastique spoon, transfer the egg from the pot of evaporated, boiling water to a microwave egg cooker. Now you're ready to load the projectile into the microwave oven.
Note: For safety's sake, Remove other objects from Microwave prior to "loading" the egg.

Set the timer to 3 minutes. Cooking Times may vary according to the power of each microwave. Use your best judgment.
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