Dangerous Egg Recipes

The following recipe is an excerpt from a longer work entitled Bachelor Cooking Gone Bad. It does not represent the complete ouevre of Dangerous Recipes. This recipe resulted from a dramatic occurrence in real life as detailed in the procedures, which you may study on your own.

For safety's sake, do not proceed ahead of the lesson.

Microwaved Egg Bomb: Ingredients

Ingredients required to build egg bombs. Do not take eggs on planes. Note: Hardboiled eggs don't kill people. People who make hardboiled eggs kill people. Show personal responsibility when cooking eggs. And wear eye covering.

The picture above depicts the main ingredients required in Exploding Egg Cookery (EEC). You will need the following:

1 Egg, medium
Small pot of boiling water
Water for small pot
Microwave Egg Cooker
Microwave oven
Other distractions
Cup of coffee with Lactaid, please.
Brass monkey flower vase
Sport Utility Vehicle (Optional)
Corn Tortilla, warmed in advance

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