-Supernovas are a once-in-a-lifetime experience

-There's no such thing as a perfect society without women

-No matter how much you think your life is bad, there's always someone doing much worse

-Always remember to find a good way to die

-Don't play around with a prophecy predicting your doom

-Whenever you think you're about to conquer the universe- BAM! You get stomped on

-No matter what universe you're in, there'll always be a ten-year-old who can fly a ship

-Protoblood tastes like chicken

-Don't mess with an assassin's rods

-Deep down, everyone's got a little Cluster Lizard in them

-Impulsively deciding to blow up a planet could have bad consequences for you

-Anything that seems too good to be true usually is

-Beware the plant that says "I'm hungry!"

-Bright, multicolored clothes are no match for a weapon of mass destruction

-A head without a body is better than a body without a head

-Life is not something to be taken seriously

-If you sing the Brunnen-G battle song often enough, it starts to make sense

-The wimpier the captain, the bigger the ship

-Two universes are better than one

-When faced with difficulties, always remember-- an undead assassin will always save the day, unless he's trying to kill you