Fanfiction Archive
What is the unimagined?
The unimagined are elements of stories, television shows, movies that never were, but should have been.
After all, fanfiction is daring to imagine the unimaginable.
Which, luckily enough, often includes randy sex scenes.
Beyond Darkness
by Maeve
An alien entity restores life where there is death. A story about the
beautiful fantasy and dark reality of Kai returning to life -
and whether or not that would truly be a dream come true.
Contains graphic m/f sex. Rated NC-17
Burst of Life
by Maeve
We've all asked ourselves...why would Zev, when given a chance at an ultimate fantasy with Kai,
choose to sing and dance rather than do much more *interesting* things?
This is the Burst of Life scene - the way it should have been.
Contains graphic m/f sex. Rated NC-17
Warmed Over
by Maeve and Lemur
Our cherished Stan/Kai story, born during a simple chat session!
Our two favorite males enjoy a moment together.
Contains graphic m/m sex. Rated NC-17
Fashion Emergency
by Lemur
A funny little fic about Fashion Emergency doing His Divine Shadow.
Rated G
Kismet
by Maeve and Lemur
Fate, destiny...whatever you call it, it controls the paths of our lives.
Kai, Xev, Stan and 790 get the chance to observe different paths, and find out
how their lives could have been, for the better...and the worse.
Contains graphic m/f sex, violence and some potentially disturbing scenes.
Rated NC-17
To Have Loved and Lost
by Maeve
A short, angsty story. Xev finally faces her unreturned love
and discovers what heartbreak feels like.
Rated PG.
Desperate Measures
by Maeve
Stanley receives a snake bite in a most unlikely place,
and Kai is the only one present to help him.
Contains graphic m/m sex. Rated NC-17.
Perchance to Dream
by Lemur
Part One||Part Two||Part Three||Part Four||Part Five||Part Six
Kai is the last of the Brunnen-G...Or is he? The crew of the Lexx meets a
mysterious woman who has an unexpected link to Kai's past.
(Stop cringing! This is most certainly NOT a Mary Sue fic!)
Rated PG
A poem for Kai
by Maeve
A few Kai haikus
by Maeve
The Egyptians and the Brunnen-G
by Lemur
An interesting article comparing the ancient Egyptian civilisation to
everyone's favorite fictional civilisation, the Brunnen-G.
All I need to know about life I learned from Lexx
by Maeve
Star Trek and Star Wars have these on posters, why not Lexx?
Kai pencil drawing
by Maeve
As time goes by, we hope to have more artwork.
This a very simple pencil rendering of Kai.
If I Could Cry
by Maeve
Da'an is hurting, and Liam offers to help in a very special way.
Rated PG
A Jewel in the Night
by Maeve
Sequel to "If I Could Cry"
Da'an and Liam share a more intimate experience.
Contains graphic male/Taelon sex. Rated NC-17.
(Note to those unfamilar with EFC; Taelons are androgynous,and though they are
all played by women, they are referred to as "he"s within the context of the show.
This fanfic is therefore not considered a slash story.)
Help Me
by Maeve
Da'an's point of view during the confrontation scene in the episode
"Sins of the Father".
Rated PG-13
The Darkest Blessing
by Maeve
Years before arriving on Earth, Da'an shares a dark secret with Zo'or.
Rated PG-13
Penumbra
by Maeve
Sandoval comes face-to-face with his true feelings for Da'an
(set at the end of "Sins of the Father").
Rated PG-13
When the Night Ends
by Maeve
Sequel to "Penumbra"
Da'an takes a dangerous risk in the hope of understanding Sandoval's feelings.
Rated PG-13
Stars
by Maeve
A shared dream between human and Taelon...
Contains graphic male/Taelon sex. Rated NC-17.
A Haunted Past
by Maeve
Part One||Part Two||Part Three||Part Four||Part Five
Da'an is captured and altered in a very strange way by a race known as the
Tru'del, who are seeking revenge on the entire Taelon race.
Work in progress.
Rated PG-13, rating will go up as the story progresses.
Attack of the Re-write
by Lemur
The love story from Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones, re-visited.
"Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring" Tarot deck
by Lemur and Maeve
The mysticism of Tarot meets the myth of Tolkien.
Folk of Different Race
by Lemur
Part One||Part Two||Part Three||Part Four||Part Five
"Fast friends" doesn't mean it was smooth...
Alternate slash ending
Rated G
The Love of Elves
by Lemur and Maeve
Part One||Part Two||Part Three||Part Four||Part Five||Part Six
||Part Seven||Part Eight||Part Nine||Part Ten||
Epilogue
Legolas and Gimli arrive in Rivendell to find a disquieted Aragorn.
Soon, Arwen involves her fellow Elf in a conspiracy to mend the king's spirits.
Rated NC-17 for graphic m/m and m/f sex.
Real Person Slash
A Sudden Case of Slash
Deconstructing Legolas
Three Rules
Little Ghost
Idol Talk
Hollywood Halloween
Billy's Best Date, Rated G
Rewriting 'Red'
Alien Thoughts
Mind on Fire
Homoeroticism Ahoy!
Oblivious Boy
Opportune Moment
Supernatural
The Robo-Sue
These stories are fiction. The author does not know the individuals involved.
by Lemur
A Coming-of-Slash story. After a chance encounter with a LotR RPS site,
Liv suddenly sees what we slashers have seen all along,
and a subsequent visit with the boys takes on a whole new twist.
Think of this as the after-school special for slashers.
Pairings: Orlando/Elijah/Dom/Billy and many variations thereof
Rated PG-13 with dashes of R for flavour.
by Lemur
In the first few weeks of filming and friendship,
both Orlando and Elijah try to figure out this Legolas guy.
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rated PG
by Lemur
Elijah has three sacred rules. Unfortunately for him, he knows Orlando.
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rated PG
by Lemur
Chapter One||Chapter Two||Chapter Three||Chapter Four
In the early days of LotR, Stuart senses the end is coming
and Orlando takes the heat.
Pairing: Stuart Townsend/Orlando
Rated NC-17
by Lemur
Orlando is someone's idol.
Pairing: Orlando/Victor Rasuk
Rated NC-17
by Lemur
Jonathan has his eye on Hollywood�s latest pretty boy.
Pairing: Jonathan Rhys Meyers/Orlando
Rated R
But that's just how it begins...
Billy's Best Kiss, Rated PG-13
Billy's Best [bleep], Rated NC-17
Billy's Best Bath, Rated PG
Billy's Best Snuggle, Rated NC-17
Billy's Best Break, Rated PG-13
Billy's Best Pull:
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Rated NC-17
Billy's Best Devil, Rated PG-13
Billy's Best Impromptu Fish Party, Rated PG
Billy's Best Fight, Rated PG-13
Billy's Best Second Date: Part 1, Part 2, Rated NC-17
Billy's Best Friend, Rated PG
Billy's Best Goodbye, Rated NC-17
Billy's Best Reunion, Rated PG
(series completed)
By Chloe Sullivan
by Lemur
Suffering from a particularly foul mood, Chloe is cheered up by the most unlikely person.
Chloe/Lex UST.
Rated PG-13.
by Lemur
Clark and Lex in Metropolis, hurt and worry in Smallville...
For those disappointed with the episode 'Red,' an alternate version.
Teleplay format
Rated PG-13
by Lemur
Clark tries to puzzle out just what is so fascinating about Lex Luthor.
Rated PG-13.
by Lemur
Part One||Part Two||Part Three||Part Four
Sequel to "In Clark's Mind"; more thoughts, more slash.
Rated PG-13
by Lemur
A slashy little epilogue. PWP.
Contains graphic m/m sex. Rated NC-17.
A Thief on the Ocean
by Lemur
As a boy, Will had wondered what made a man a pirate.
Written pre-movie
Rated PG
by Lemur
Lemur ignores her actual assignment and instead turns her academic attentions
to the pretty boys in "Pirates of the Caribbean."
Rated G
by Lemur
Will�s not refusing; he�s just oblivious.
Rated G.
by Lemur
Jack sees an opportunity; a slasher redirects a het scene.
Rated G
In the Eyes of Rhetoric
by Lemur
Persephone muses on love � and finds the Twins.
*Twinslash*
Rated NC-17.
Harry Potter
The Wednesday Meeting
by Lemur
Madam Pince sees more than everyone thinks.
*Remus/Sirus slash*
Rated G.
Keep Going
by Lemur
Dean and Sam are going through Hell. Literally.
Rated PG-13.
Warning: Incestuous content.
Mary Sue. She's scary, and she's everywhere.
For these fics, we apologize. We were young. We didn't know better.
And somehow, we were compelled to post them here.
It just goes to prove, there's a Mary Sue hiding in all of us,
and we should be patient with her. After all, even Mary Sues can grow up.
Fortunately, we made it through the darkness. Be careful.
Others might not be so lucky.
The Bat-Sue
by Lemur
Part One||Part Two||Part Three
Val Kilmer's Bruce Wayne/Batman becomes predictably infatuated
with a police lieutenant with no discernable character consistency. Egads!?
Rated PG, with a Mary Sue rating of 12
for "tough chick tomboy".
by Maeve
Part One||Part Two||Part Three||Part Four||Part Five
A Beast Wars: Transformers fic.
Rattrap becomes predictably infatuated with a headstrong and
deadly Maximal with the originality of a baked potato. Egads!?
Rated PG, with a Mary Sue rating of 18
for "tough self-sacrificing warrior chick".
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All characters and situations depicted in these literary pieces are fictional and don't belong to us in any way. Lexx characters are the property of Salter Street Films and the Supreme Beans; Earth: Final Conflict belongs to Tribune Entertainment (and, of course, Gene Roddenberry); Lord of the Rings will always belong to the most talented J.R.R. Tolkien, whom we truly respect and admire; Star Wars belongs to George Lucas; Smallville and The Matrix are the property of Warner Brothers; and Pirates of the Caribbean belongs to Disney.
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