| Quotes... |
| *Some of you know that I try and keep a quotebook..of things people say in daily life that when taken out of context are random, odd and just plain funny.I thought I would bring this venture to the internet! YAY! |
| NEW QUOTES: "Pity the insomniac dyslexic agnostic, who stays awake at night wondering if there is a dog." "giving some poor South American Carpal tunnel..." "My sister was asleep when I drove to work this morning, so I don't know if she knows to pick me up." "The Nazi stoner king" "How much wood could a woodchuck chuch if a hot pink koala bear named Ishtar chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could?" "Da Poop Gradient" "Because we replaced our doppler radar with a Mr. Coffee." "I'd rather be knawed to death by toothless old squirrels!" "If you say it in the right intonation, the recipe for cucumber soup can sound like you are ordering the death of a hundred people." "This is what the army would wear..if it were invading sea world." "We just aren't deporting people like we used to." "cow-eyed mental midgets.." "...look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else." -Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead " When people are allergic to pollen, really they are allergic to plant sperm." "Claiming we saw a deer, John ran; however Mary, John's friend, slept under the bed." "I bought an ampedextrious ham!" "It could be a general statement about cantelope." Old quotes "How dare you hang your snowman as I hang my santa!" "V8 is genocide" "What is a Ludmilli?" "I can't see the time, my vanilla is in the way." "You could kill someone with a tvordiy znak" "Hamburgers are cheaper than a capybera." "You taped over the little boy." "He's trying to be ok with it." "I could totally see her reproducing as a tree more than a human." "She reminds me of a gopher." "I forgot that I had butter in my pockets" "I don't know if I would want my worms to be arrogant, I think I would rather have them be docile" "Well, there were four poles. "Don't go with Paco." "I thought I sat on the cake......I did sit on the cake!" (See pictures here ) |
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