| 50 pickup lines. Enjoy and use responsibly. |
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| 1. Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man of my dreams! OR I want to call your mother and thank her. 2. Congratulations!! You've just been voted "most beautiful person in the room"! And the grand prize is a night with me! 3.Damn! I thought "VeryFine" only came in the bottle! 4.Do you believe in helping the homeless? Then take me home with you! 5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 6.Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes. 7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants! 8. If asked, "Do you have the time?" Respond: "Do you have the energy?" 9. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, I meant the time to write down my number? 10.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? Do you wanna go upstairs and talk? 11. Do you like music? [Yes] Awesome! I have a great stereo system in my bedroom! 12. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from accross the room? 13. Does your girlfriend know where you are? 14. Excuse me, I think we may have gone to different schools together? 15. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but aren't you from Norway? 16. Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands? 17. Go up to a man & ask, "Do you know what winks and screws like an animal? [no.] *wink!* 18. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? 19. Hi! Are you here to meet a nice girl, or will I do? 20. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and I think its time to see if I'm right. 21. Do you believe in God? Cuz you'll be screaming his name later. 22.You might not be the hottest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you... 23. You'll do. 24. Hi, my name's[your name]. I'm telling you now so that you'll know what to scream later. 25.I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! 26. I had a pretty bad day and it always makes me happy to see a handsome guy smile. So would you smile for me? 27. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?? 28.If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. 29. If I told you that you ahd a great body, would you hold it against me? 30.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 31. Were your parents baker's? [Why?] Because you've got nice buns! 32. Did you just get a ticket? Cuz baby you've got "fine fine fine" written all over you! 33.I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look really good... 34.Lick your finger and touch the person, then touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes" 35. That's a great outfit! It would look really awesome crumpled up next to my bed. 36. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my number. Could I borrow yours? 37. Shall I wait for you in my car or will the bathroom suffice? 38. That shirts very becomming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. 39. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you! 40. Are those space pants you're wearing? Cuz baby your butt is outta this world! 41.Were your parents aliens? Cuz baby there is nothing else like you on earth! 42.Were you just smiling at me from accross the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong? 43.Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight? 44.You're the only reason why I came here alone. 45.You know, you might be asked to leave really soon. You're making the other guys look bad. 46.You must be from Pearl Harbor, Cuz baby, you're the bomb! 47. You see my friend over there? [point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar]. She wants to know if you think I'M cute. 48. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. 49.You are ugly, but you intrigue me... 50. Damn. |
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