Thank you for answering my letter regarding my "EXCALIBURGERS". Those are the hamburgers that are shaped like the Excalibur Hotel that I wanted to sell in your lobby.
I want to tell you how embarrassed I am, Sir, for wasting your time with what I now consider to be a bad idea. In thinking this idea over I now realize how poor of an idea it was. I don't know what I was thinking. Hamburgers in the shape of your hotel would not be popular. Most people would not want their food in the same shape as where they are sleeping. I am deeply embarrassed.
When I realized I was bothering the Food and Beverage director I thought I had done a pretty stupid thing. I had no idea this letter would go to you. I thought it would go to the Front Desk, consierge, maybe the coffee shop for approval. But I did not think that you, sir, would receive a letter which I am now embarrassed of.
To sell hamburgers in the shape of the Excalibur Hotel & Casino is a stupid idea. Nobody would eat them. Most people like their hamburgers round, no in the shape of a castle. I am very sorry taht I have wasted your time with this hamburger idea. I can honestly tell you that I will not bother you any more, Excalibur. You are a favorite hotel of mine and I enjoy visiting there. (And eating too!) I now realize my ideas for hotel products is a foolish one. Although I do have interest in the Maxim Pads, but not from the hotel. those things would sell!!
Please accept my deepest apologies for wasting your time with my previous letter. I am truely sorry.
With All Of The Respect I Have,
Ted L. Nancy
PS you have great horseradish sauce!!