| STUFF PEOPLE SAY THAT I THINK IS FUNNY (or just interesting...) IN THEIR IM AWAY MESSAGES OR PROFILES | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| **if you! spot a funny away message or profile and want my world to know, email me with the quote and who wrote it! [email protected] | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| ***hopefully new ones will be put in soon. people are not being funny lately...not my fault*** | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| i live in flinttown.i dodge bullets, and fight off crackwhores everyday as i walk to school. this is not a game i'm playing. this is the real world. there is no sugar coating here, it's an all out gang battle field. i can't wear red, white, or blue or orange. don't even think about wearing a hat. i can't even sleep at night unless i hear the reassuring sirens of flinttown, oh and the occasional gunshot.--ryan klooster | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| "off to bed... visions of sugar plums(boobs)dancing in my head" mike ludwig | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| i'm a dwarf, and i'm doing what us dwarves do, eating carrots.-AJ page | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| i wish i could grow a gotee...- matt hanson | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| naked in the shower!!- mike ludwig | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| A JUSTIN FARR EXCLUSIVE: " am playing with my balls!" "while i'm gone think about these things: -if one syncronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown? -if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? -why do they report power outages on tv?" "hey be back in a flush........i mean flash." "dell personal computer- $1600, MSN internet service-21.95 per month, Earthlink @ Home Internet access- 32.95 per month. Barely missing me and being forced to read my away message- Priceless. |
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| this substitute profile is being sent because the actual profile is too long or complex- tanner shay | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| **last updated dec.24 2002** | ||||||||||||||||||||||