STUFF PEOPLE SAY THAT I THINK IS FUNNY (or just interesting...) IN THEIR IM AWAY MESSAGES OR PROFILES
**if you! spot a funny away message or profile and want my world to know, email me with the quote and who wrote it! [email protected]
***hopefully new ones will be put in soon. people are not being funny lately...not my fault***
i live in flinttown.i dodge bullets, and fight off crackwhores everyday as i walk to school. this is not a game i'm playing. this is the real world. there is no sugar coating here, it's an all out gang battle field. i can't wear red, white, or blue or orange. don't even think about wearing a hat. i can't even sleep at night unless i hear the reassuring sirens of flinttown, oh and the occasional gunshot.--ryan klooster
"off to bed... visions of sugar plums(boobs)dancing in my head" mike ludwig
i'm a dwarf, and i'm doing what us dwarves do, eating carrots.-AJ page
i wish i could grow a gotee...- matt hanson
naked in the shower!!- mike ludwig
A JUSTIN FARR EXCLUSIVE:

" am playing with my balls!"
"while i'm gone think about these things:
-if one syncronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
-if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
-why do they report power outages on tv?"
"hey be back in a flush........i mean flash."
"dell personal computer- $1600, MSN internet service-21.95 per month, Earthlink @ Home Internet access- 32.95 per month. Barely missing me and being forced to read my away message- Priceless.
this substitute profile is being sent because the actual profile is too long or complex- tanner shay
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