2. If the warning label says "do not eat" that probably means "do not put in your mouth at all."
3. Just because something doesn't have a "do not eat" label on it, that doesn't mean it's snacktime.
4. If you stub your toe while rolling over Niagara Falls in a barrel, that probably means it's time to stop rolling over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
5. "Kids- Don't try this at home" does not mean "kids! Here's a really fun thing to do at school!"
6. If you go to McDonald's do not ask for a cheeseburger without cheese if what you really want is a hamburger. It confuses the employees.
7. If you work at McDonald's and somebody asks for a chocolate shake and you tell them there's not any chocolate mix left. Don't greet them at the Drive-thru window with a big smile and an "I found some!" That worries your customers.
8. Breaking your baby toe is NOT cool... that's why I stopped after the sixth time.
