| Jen's Page of Completely Moronic Quotes |
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| Ain't this page artsy? |
| "Mom! Why does the Christmas tree smell like Dad's socks?" - Hallie Elizabeth Thomas |
| "If a big giant dog came up to me and started calling me ugly, I wouldn't be scared. I'd be like 'woah, cool! what was I smoking?'" -Jason Thomas Utley |
| "No, dad. He's gonna slip the date-rape drug into the lizard." -Carrie Thomas |
| This page is always under construction. |