jen

Jen was born the thirteenth child of 27 to a pineapple farmer and a clown wig salesman in Southeast Asia in the early to mid 1980's. At the age of seven, she was believed to be possessed by the evil spirit of Scruffy- the family dog that was run over by a snowmobile. After failing in three exorcisms, the villiage witch doctor suggested that she be banished to the Amazon Rainforest. While there, Jen befriended a family of rhesus monkeys and now speaks three languages- English, Piglatin, and Rhesus. Jen soon visited the United States and fell in love with American made cheese, which forced her to stay in the country. After realizing the pain she put her family through, however, she decided to punish herself by living with two old people and an obnoxious 14-year-old girl in the frozen tundra most call South Dakota.

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