Time: erm day
City: Manchester
Objective: To meet the guys at FAB cafe, im home for the weekend and very, very horny. Oh that big building isnt real, its a completely CG building i added later a la Star Wars
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| A weekend in the life of..... DEANUS | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Im dean or affectionately known as 'oi twat' and im here to show you the adventures i had coming home for the weekend from Edgehill Universitty TM........ | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Day: Saturday Time: erm day City: Manchester Objective: To meet the guys at FAB cafe, im home for the weekend and very, very horny. Oh that big building isnt real, its a completely CG building i added later a la Star Wars |
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| Heres the guys, oh just to say James is a whore and copped out at the last minute but he has an afro now so ha! Heneway I get picked up (for a tenner) and were foff to watch Sky Captain I rented a digital camera from Uni (TM) and decided to fook around with it...... huzzah i can work it, now the fun really begins. Look Jamie not really having emotion, Sam not really having a haircut and Nathan not really having a clue...... oh and Dani likes men but he isnt there. Anyway we get to the cinema and a small incident involving Nathan and ice cream occurs but apart from that all set!! The film was awesome it was actually very fun, Sam and Jamie concur. Nathan said it was alright which means in two wekks he'll be slagging it..... erm anyway we go to the car (lil bandit) and start to drive home, Whoa what happened! We nearly crash......... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Okay so maybe not crash but i shit it so i took a picture! Of course the guy probably needs new corneas after the flash goes off to see how bright it is look here and here | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Oh wait thats Adonis' cock.... ah well it needs to be shown eh? So after el crasho we hatch a devious and slightly erotic plan.......................................... FLASH! AHA SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| We assault members of the public using my retina burning flash! Ah ha ha ha youll let me play baseball now wont you ha h ah a ha ha yeah so that old couple got what was coming to them, they kept up apperances in front of the camera but at night she was beating him like an egg! Oh the second pic is of a speed camera..... se how they like photos being taken of them.... problem is the guy in front of us slowed down thinking the camera went off... serves him right, he probably touches pigs....... Oh the last pic is of when I shouted PIMBO to an old lady (in the pic really far away) yeah she was scared. Oh little factoid thats actually Selinas house (and chip shop.... no shit) She freaked out when she saw. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| So ends our journey for today children, after attacking Selinas house we entered warp 9 (pictured) and left for the Planet of Naboo.... i mean Nathans dads. Don't worry though well be back, or a t least i will here with the conclusion to the weekend and my journy back to Edghill TM | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||