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Kevyns Bio: |
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Name: Kevyn Taylor |
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Superhero Name: Jack Skellington - the pumpkin king |
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Age: Deceased - thats why he is so skinny |
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| Occupation: Xylophone - bony git |
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Superhero costume: A fake body he resides in |
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Superpower: Can bone absolutley anything |
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Rival: The beefeater |
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Rivals powers: Can eat twice his body weight in beef |
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Brief history: After his parents were killed by a large slab of beef falling from the beefeaters mouth, Jack has vowed to reject food, eventually he died from malnutrition and returned from the dead as the pumpkin king. Unluckilly for him he hates pumpkins but thats the only thing that will fit over his skinny head - and the other one too (he tried a melon but the seeds got everywhere - he couldn't pee for a week.) Kevyns' alter ego has been confused for Dennis Penis, Art Garfunkle and Chris Evens we are not sure why, it went right over our heads. Kal el battles with Kevyn cos of his hair colour as it matches part of his suit, and he doesn't like it, the only way to split them up is to mention Deanus' sister. |
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