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Jamies Bio: |
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Name: Jamie Collins |
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Superhero Name: Adonis - The god on earth |
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Age: 100000 ( looks 15) |
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Occupation: Being manly (by using hair products - how ironic) |
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Superhero costume: Naked with oil |
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Superpower: Attract all females and some males from a range of 16 meters |
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Rival: Melty man |
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Rivals powers: To cause limpidity and flacidness to surrounding males |
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Brief history: After his parents were killed by an ugly stick crushing them to death, Jamie vowed he would be the most beautiful (but straight) man ever. He sacrificed thirty two gophers and the rodent blood called upon the god Adonis to take his body as a vessel, Jamie gained fashion sense, good (but manageable) hair and good looks. The problem was Jamie is prone to attacks by the melty man and his alter ego Adonis has to battle with the flacidity of his loins daily. |
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