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James Bio: |
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Name: James Alcock - yeah |
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Superhero Name: The Curl - giving bad hairs days their name |
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Age: Carbon dating still isnt sure |
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Occupation: UCM - Ugly Chick Magnet |
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Superhero costume: Naked and oiled - Adonis dissaproves |
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Superpower: Giving the world information about Buffy three years in advance |
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Rival: Ain't it cool news.com |
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Rivals powers: Giving the world Buffy information five years in advance |
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Brief history: After his parents were killed by a fantasy geek, The curl vowed to adore geek hood and have bad (but managable) hair (He didn't like his parents you see.) After his best friend Mighty Midget dressed up as David Boreanez and lapdanced for him, James has followed all that is Buffy (even though its crap after season 4) He dresses as Glory to repay the favour although the Prophalatic league does not condone cross dressing. NOw famous for phrases like "she might of kept a bit back" and "She was alive when i started" he quickly rose to the ranks of sick twisted fuck and now enjoys uni life where unsuspecting students are unware of his plans on them and how he obsessively watches The Cell. (staring the Lopez tm) |
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