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| Settle down children settle down ill tell thee a story, a story of Bobba Fett, Dmitri the vampire and the kangaroo lord it all started when Dean (the sex) recieved a message from James (the 'fro.) Asking him to travel to the land of hell........ Hull and help create a documentary on the Science Fiction convention called Hullywood! |
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| Its you......... Jacob couldnt believe he won the lottery especially since he hadnt bought a ticket.... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Welcome to Ormskirk, home of the...... orms... yeah this is like 1 1/2 minutes away by Bus but as Sams parents were quick to point out im not a lazy goit its just a really long busy road you have to walk down so i get the bus and no i dont eat pies okay Mr Councellor OKAY???!!! Anyway Thats is a Jacob pointing out a rather large sword and anvil that no-one in Ormskirk seems to be bothered about. (which obviously means that this may be the machine that controls them) Anyway this is where i catch my train..... to HELL. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Well heres the magic of movies folks as from that picture of Ormskirk to this one 6 1/2 hours have elapsed, yeah thats four trains, one of which i ended up in Doncaster, yeah like thats a place.... hmmm PIMBO comes to mind....... anyway i meet James and demand pizza and a fence, he only gave me a pizza..... Arsehole Oh and something for you (two) buffy fans out there a picture of BUFFY THE BACKSIDE SLAYER!!! Sounds good doesnt it kinda like a battery powered 'sinus' cleaner but no its actually a brown brick you put in a bath....... sweet now you bath water looks like shit........ well worth �15. This picture was taken in Hull please not the bears rectum James is wearing on his head, ha told you id put that in! |
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| Okay anyway after i arrive in Hull we go back to James, i know what your thinking but i thought he was a nice guy and he looked trustworth and what resulted was the sexiest night of my life. Okay no it wasnt, it was half eleven and we went to his dorm i met the back of one of his dorm mates and then we went to sleep, i slept on the floor, the unchivelrous gollywog. So next day aftr a brief stint in Hull his dorm hold a christmas dinner, when i say that i mean James cooked christmas dinner like the domesticated behatch he is, whilst other people (me included) did nothing. See the aftermath here---------------> | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| So yeah whilst dinner was taking place i wasnt being noticable and therefore not being notice, which suited me fine but after the dinner the was an exodus to some club inspired by the Matrix which i said "im okay" when i was invited, James agreed. So heres how i earned the title as 'that weird guy' during James obsession with eating raw double thick cream an idea came up to throw said cream at random passers by, who should do this task i hear you say/cry/both? Yeah me, which is cool im up for anything (see my adverts in phone boxes) so we wait looking down into the street to see piss heads/old people/ old piss heads. A large group passes by, launching the Creamapult tm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| i manage to acosst a rather large group of drunkards, GO ME! Anyway after that we retire to the dining room for light conversation, mints and brandy then a girl revealed she had a paintball gun.!The above picture begins to make sense? Good, good..... next page here... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||