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Deans Bio: |
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Name: Dean Martin |
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Superhero Name: Deanus Tol'gooj; Last guardian of the inca ferrets |
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Age: 2,004 - give or take a decade |
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Occupation: Washed up pornstar/ monkey paedotrician |
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Superhero costume: Black, white and grey - representing the three colours of Micheal Jackson |
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Superpower: Warms up spoons to such an intense heat that they can warm human skin |
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Rival: The puss punisher |
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Rivals powers: The ability to pop medium sized spots from a distance of 5 meters away |
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Brief history: After his parents were killed by an exploding spot setting off an avalanche in Africa, Deanus has sworn to exact revenge on his rival; The puss punisher. He trained his art of heating spoons to such a degree that it can keep a cup of tea warmer for 3.6 seconds longer than a normal spoon. His alter ego Dean Martin is a horizontally challeged film studies student whos luck with the ladies is so high, a 52 year old woman made out with him thinking he was a meercat. Deanus resides in the inca capital of iceland and protects the inca ferrets from the puss punisher who would pop their little ferret noses. |
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