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STAR WARS BABY!!! |
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Anyway after FOPP!: SEXUALITY IS NOTHING we decided we need to sit down for a bit and reflect on the things we have done (not together like) so as we sat down watching some random BBC GMR group set up their shit we get set upon by a beggar, no ordinary beggar, he was aggresive! He came at us like "im not a rapist!" which was strange becasue that was the last thing we worried about being you know two big (in my case fat) guys! However hes still there all like give me money, so we did our thing (no not dragon kick him in the testies) and geave him some money then he goes and askes for some of my 7up! NO ONE drinks my shit! NO ONE, i told him this much to which he stormed off, we were being hassled all day by the way cos who turns up next?
Some woman from BBC GMR, now im not saying she was ugly but DAMN it looked like daddy beat her just to pass the time, anyway shes asking us "whats you favourite nothern comedian" im like ha ha ha ha answer the woman James to which he gives the most retarded answer "the league of gentlemen" and he goes on to explain who they are and what they do. I didnt go on record for saying anything, then she askes "have you got a funny joke for a soundbite?" im like shit woman its all ive got left inside me; jokes and sexual healing. Sadly no rude, offensive or referential jokes were allowed, so i had no game that time, neither did James but what did you expect? |
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Anyway we went to see the film and then went to Pizza hut, ill talk about the film in a mo but look at this! The mint packet from Pizza hut contained two mints! Effectively making it a minty fresh plastic ballsack! I was well impressed! Pizza was good too! Now Star Wars! AWESOME film, we had happiness all the way through, i even brought my lightsabre! SHHHWWWWOOOMPPP! Cinema was packed as expected but instead of the SERENITY trailer we got WAR OF THE WORLDS..... woo.... fantastic.... couldn't be happier.......... i cant help shouting "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!" to complete strangers becasue of Lucas, hell pay for Jar Jar even if the film was good. |
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After the film James left without his DVD from FOPP! So he went back in to get it (naturally) so i waited outside with the camera to get a picture of his retardedness (naturally) and as soon as the flash goes off that blue shirted dude there ran at me shouting "NO PICTURES! NO PICTURES" when we asked why (naturally) he was like "copyright and stuff its illegal you could get sued." Copyright of what? A fucking big haired student and a doorway? That could be the door way to anything, maybe a goddamn classroom where the dude could get some brain cells, anyway out of spite i took the next picture, now that IS copyrighted, told.
Anyway ive had my rant, Star Wars was sexy, it made me feel warm inside all the way through. Watch out of Natalie Portmans massive head saying "i love you" its hilarious, that head should be illegal or something, anyway seeya later! Boooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiinnnnngg |
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