| SERENITY: JUST CAN'T STOP THAT SIGNAL | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is the tale of two men, two men and stuffed sheep, two men, a stuffed sheep and a mean boner for Serenity, the awesome new film by Joss Whedon. This is the tale of their travel to Edinburgh to attend the premiere of Serenity and to meet to the Big Damn Stars themselves. So sit back and enjoy, noosh. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Our Tale starts on a Train, a train headed for Newcastle, capital of Ant and Dec. After a two hour bus ride from Oldham to Huddersfield we finally get aboard the Sexy Express to Newcastle, only to discover we've been put in the Quiet Coach, great crazy big mouth here was in for a fun ride. Luckilly it was since we had a great deal of experience with gay trains we managed to pass the time taking the piss out of everyone who got themselves locked in the faulty toilet at the end of the aisle. |
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| So heres Newcastle, ain't it shit? No need to see that though, look at that dude with the napkin stuck to his back! Ha ha what is he some kind.... of.... napkin.man? Well that was crap, anyway look at James' awesome Blue Sun Shirt, its a Serenity thing and damn it would make me jealous if i didn't have my awesome Nintendo shirt, damn i love that shirt, wearing it now actually...... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dude check out the extremely gay dude we affectionally dubbed Dani2, yeah you think hes gay right? He was snogging the girl in green, so maybe he was a really girly bi who likes to have SHAG written on his clothing. Anyway this is what you want to see, Edinburgh, home of.. tartan, theres the castle but as you know young happening gentlemen like me and James can't waste time sight seeing we have to find our accomodation that we will be illegally sharing, i mean illegally sharing, i mean illegally sharing...... yeah | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Look at his worried face but no worries i'll sleep on the floor, for a little sugar that is. Click here to see us party at the Premiere! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||