The Night Jacob Was Abused
Yes we tortured that boy all night im sure i pelted him with my precious fruit scones at one point, shame really becasue i love the fruit scones, ill make him pay for replacements. Question why does Lukes hand (on the left) look like its anally exploring Jacobs beard? A bit to much practice at that methinks, anyway after 20 minutes of playing on the computer and drinking sensibly things got really sill and me and Luke jsut started drinking the JD from the bottle straight whilst Jacob drank anything that was put in front of him, ANYTHING including the dirty ass mudshakes that cost 50p. Ugh.
Yes we drank the whole bottle in three hours and there was only a few of us touching the JD most people drank the Carling that jamie supplied, to tell you the truth i blame it totally on Luke as it is officially recorded that i won't live down a dare and if some dares me to drink it straight i will do, but of course doing that led to pictures such as these:
Im so special, anyway from that point on everytime i saw a photo opportunity i took it, which led to photographs of pee, the inside of my mouth (with fruit scones) and a photo of a photo of Lukes ever present ex roomates bra (its big enough to fit Lucys head in) but thats for another day (if im that drunk again) anywhoo waht are you doing here you east end scum? Click here for page three or ill cut you up you SLAAAAAAAAAAAG!
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