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Jacob's Bio: |
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Name: Jacob Pye |
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Superhero Name: The Jewish juggernaut |
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Age: 18 |
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Occupation: Supermarket clerk |
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Superhero costume: Brown, like his heart |
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Superpower: Can kill a man with a sharpened dreidel at ranges of 100 metres (so every 100 metres then) |
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Rival: Kempwrights cream crackers |
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Rivals powers: To leave a drier, thinner taste than your average Jacobs cream cracker |
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Brief history: After his parents were killed by Marks and Spencers, Jacob vowed to destroy them at first from the outside but in later episodes from within, which is rather confusing why didnt angel just kill all the lawyers straight away?? I mean anyway, after he was orphaned by this department store giant he vowed to use his enemies ways against them and developed his skills as a Judaic assasin. He wasn't actually jewish, he just looks it but hes a superheo and does what they do best; kill stuff. Jacob also runs the worlds leading brand of cream crackers which is rather vainly named Jacob's cream crackers, his rival Kempwrights are still trying to destroy him to this day. |
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