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Jasons Bio: |
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Name: Jason McEvoy |
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Superhero Name: Kal el, son of Jor el, last son of Krypton |
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Age: 18, with the body of a girl |
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| Occupation: Hairdresser to poodles |
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Superhero costume: Sky blue spandex with yellow boots, cape and nipple tassles |
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Superpower: Can shock for over ten minutes at a time |
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Rival: Feminist Fiona |
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Rivals powers: Can ralley women to burn their bras - not that bad really |
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Brief history: After his parents were killed by a burning bra setting his house on fire, Kal el realised flames did not hurt him, rather they actually gave him pleasure, he burns his sensitive areas with the help of Deanus and his spoons. His metrosexuality has lead many a person to believe he is gay, this is not the case, even though he has threatened to bum Samson on many an occasion. Samson does not mind, as Adonis does the same. Jason, Kal els alter ego is a 'fruity' young many whos lust for everything has led him to develop the 'shocker' which is apparantly 'two in the pink, one in the stink' we still are trying to translate this Kryptonian saying. |
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