Thats me! Looking like an abusive parent is making me smile! (I assure there was no such parent) See my nintendo t-shirt? Isnt it strange how you girlfriend working late shifts coincides with my purchase of that sexful top...... think about it!
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| Okay people, this is objective: To create a full edible chess set complete for strategy and consumption! Being the poor uni louts we are we only had a budget of ten pounds to make said chess set and a measly two hours to do it until other yeast-full duties distracted us. Thats me! Looking like an abusive parent is making me smile! (I assure there was no such parent) See my nintendo t-shirt? Isnt it strange how you girlfriend working late shifts coincides with my purchase of that sexful top...... think about it! |
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| Well we went shopping at the local supermarket, i cant tell you which one but it rhymes with Torrisons and heres everything we bought! and it only came to �6.34! ah bliss! We got for that: 2 Battenburg cakes, 2 packets of jelly babies, and icing set and some kitchen foil! Now you need to prepare a surface and tin foil it up baby so you dont get battenburg/jelly babies/semen all over the work surface! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| First make an incision one or two centimetres into the battenburg,, you need 16 pieces but aim for 20 so if some break or get eaten then you have replacements. I cut one exactly how i wanted it and used that asa template for the rest, ooh big point remove the marzipan, its disgusting and makes the board look shit. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Okay so now you should have a few friends to help you here, what we did was have a cutter and remover, a jelly baby person and an icer. but the last two jobs drifted together unusually so only a two (wo)man job really. Make sure the battenburg pieces dont fall apart when you move them, for a steay base we used the board from a lord of the rings risk game and covered it in tin foil. Bassoms. If you have a fat friend or one with little in the way of taste buds, they can eat the marzipan for you, if not your screwed cos its sticky and gets everywhere. <insert innuendo here> | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Okay kids as you can see theres my heterosexual (we assume) friend Jacob using the icing there, just a thin coating on the side and piece it together, remeber always rubber up! Or alternative remember to place it right so that each yellow bit touches a pink bit, ooooh contoversial!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Okay kids thats all for this page, click here to go to the next page to see how to touch up the board (and sort out the court case) and to create your jelly army? See you soon you plonk bangers!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||