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| The B-Ball Girls | |||||||||||||||||
| Note: the following descriptions recieved much help from Terri's profile. | |||||||||||||||||
| **PICTURES COMING SHORTLY ** | |||||||||||||||||
| AUDREY- The perpetual captain and winner of the Gretchen Wolfe Schwartz Basketball Scholarship. Watch out for her crazy hair and pointy elbows, as she isn't afraid to use them while driving the lane against the big, burly, Utz type from Hanover, or the rec-spec twins type from Spring Grove. While at basketball camp she enjoys destroying her teammates rooms and stealing their twizzlers. In fifty years she will look just like Reenie. | |||||||||||||||||
| JENN- aka Zeets- Likes to hit the tre, and once a year, dive head first for a loose ball. She can spot road reflectors from fifty yards away, but still needs tear duct replacements. She is known for making Terri push her car up a hill in the middle of December while she gives out orders. While at basketball camp she enjoyed going to bed at 10pm because she was the newbie, and the odd one out, and was fored into her living arrangements by a few of her fellow scheming teammates (they were all just afraid she was gonna take Audrey's spot in the lineup). In fifty years she will still have 3 strikes against her in Snyder's book. | |||||||||||||||||
| SARAH- aka Daw- Like a good nap on a fat couch. She enjoys falling- on her way to the check-in table, at half court while doing figure 8's, in the middle of quick feet when she should take the charge, the list goes on. She likes to sing when she's drunk, and, while vandalizing, likes to walk through corn stalks and spread Terri's pictures out all over the victim's driveway. While driving she likes to hit mailboxes, experiment with driving with her left foot, and falling asleep on her way to school, only to wake up driving through a cornfield. She has been yelled at more times by Colleen (and the rest of us, but mostly Colleen) than one can recall. While at basketball camp she likes to leave the room in the middle of a serious girl fight/tear jerker to go fart in the hallway. In fifty years she will still be lactose intolerant only sometimes, and her mother will still scare the shit out of every last one of us. | |||||||||||||||||
| CARLY- aka Missmytits- Only shows up in time for the picture. Just found out that the living arrangements at basketball camp were rigged. She likes to make the team look bad when we run 16's, although it's not her fault that we had to run 3 in a row (that honor belongs to Daw), and also enjoys 4 helpings at the banquet (must be from the lack of subs that she got to eat on the bus from Sarah eating them out of her hand). She likes to pick her mullet right before team pictures. She often forgets to unplug her car before driving to school, and drives away with the extension cord hanging from the car. While at basketball camp her dad enjoys becoming best friends with the coach from Spring Grove. In fifty years she will still hate Audrey. | |||||||||||||||||
| TERRI- aka Scurry- Has been injured more times than doctors thought was possible, and is the reason Trainer Glen still had a job (otherwise the school would have given it to Mr. Tom Hoover, the drunk athletic director and occasional teacher- was he ever fired, or did he just leave on day and never come back?). Can remeber every remotely possible thing that has ever happened to the 6 of us. She has been hit with tomatoes and socks on the bus, but always gets back at the culprit by throwing the socks out the window. Oh, don't worry, she also likes to go back, pick up the sock, and give them back to their rightful owner in a humid plastic baggy a solid 3 months later. Her firey red hair makes for the perfect target for the occoasional "think" Snyder spurts. While at basketball camp she likes to get injured (of course), and drag her matress down the hall to Sarah's room because "it's scary to sleep by yourself when your on crutches." In fifty years she will have lost all of her hair to alopecia. | |||||||||||||||||
| COLLEEN- aka Iggy the Piggy- She likes to yell go when we shouldn't be going, only to stop the game because the refs are laughing to hard. Oh, she likes to do this not once, but twice a game. She has made it her personal goal to yell the phrase "Sarah shutup!" as many times as humanly possible. She likes to make all of us run for 30 mins with balls over our heads while she oversleeps and shows up at practice just in time to see us finish running. She will never fully understand the game of taps, and enjoys slapping her legs until they are completely red at games. While at basketball camp she likes conspiring with Audrey. In fifty years she will still be working at LaMottes. | |||||||||||||||||