Wal Mart
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares", and see what happens.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
7. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
8. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme 'Mission Impossible.'
9. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! The voices are back!!!"
11. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly "Hey! We're out of total paper in here!"
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