Or Confuscius Say...
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man five wife grand piano, wise man five wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But nest best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wide all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build one crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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