This story is all Jen's fault. She gave me the idea for it.

Betty



Why You Should Never Try To Starbuck Starbuck.

By: Betty

Rating: NC-17

Category: Slash Spanky fic

Pairing: Apollo/Starbuck

Series: 4th in the "Why You Should Never" series.

Website: Jen's TV Fanfiction Corner @ 
http://www.geocities.com/jennylmr/index.html 

Summary: Apollo tries to get even with Starbuck for spanking him in front of 
the other warriors





Apollo lit the candles and stood back to admire his work. The table was set 
perfectly and the food smelled wonderful. Everything was in place for the night. 
He and Starbuck had only been lovers for a secton and he wanted everything to be 
perfect. Now all that was needed was Starbuck. Less than a micron later the door 
chime sounded. Apollo quickly smoothed down his hair and double checked the fit 
of his brand new white leather, form fitting outfit, and answered the door.

Starbuck looked like a god of ancient myth. Standing there with his golden hair 
and shiney teeth, eyes sparkling with mischief. It took Apollo's breath away just 
to look at him. He too was wearing a new leather, form fitting outfit, only pure 
black. The black making his blond hair and blue eyes stand out even more. Apollo 
pulled him into the room and threw his arms around his neck, running his fingers 
through the thick blond hair as he kissed Starbuck's lips soundly.

"Wow, if I had known that would be my welcome I would have come sooner." Starbuck 
said when they came up for air.

"Flatterer." Apollo chuckled. "I hope your hungry."

"Starving, as always," Starbuck grinned, "but what about Boxey?"

"Athena has him for the night, *all* night," Apollo grinned back, remembering the 
way his sister jumped at the chance to take Boxey for the night. Especially when 
he told her his plans to get his revenge on Starbuck for the little spanking 
episode in the BOQ.

"Get him good, big brother," she had said to him, "and give him a few extra slaps 
for me."

"What are you grinning about?" Starbuck eyed Apollo with suspicion. Apollo didn't 
grin very often, not like that, but when he did it always meant trouble. He was 
going to have to keep his eye on his new lover.

"Just thinking about after dinner," Apollo said as he squeezed Starbuck's butt, 
while kissing him again.

"You horny little devil," Starbuck mocked being shocked as he was led to the 
table.

They spent the meal feeding each other, and drank their glasses of ambrosa by 
wrapping their arms around each other's. They even giggled like silly school girls 
a few times when the ambrosa dripped down Starbuck's chin. Then it was time for 
dessert and Apollo surprised Starbuck again.

"Strawberries?! Apollo, how in Hades did you get strawberries, dipped in 
chocolate?"

"I um, well I sort of stole them." Apollo replied sheepishly.

"Stole them? You? From who?"

"From the council, they had them shipped over from the agro ship, and I was in 
charge of making sure this special shipment made it to the council room, and when I 
saw what was in the container I couldn't help myself. I only took a few, three for 
each of us. I'm sure they won't miss them."

"Well then, my love, I suggest we eat the evidence, just in case."

After they fed each other their strawberries, the two men retired to Apollo's 
bedroom, kissing each other along the way, shedding each other of clothes so when 
they reached the bed both men were completely naked. When they toppled onto the 
double sized bed, Apollo decided now was the time to strike. 

Sitting up quickly he attempted to pull Starbuck onto his lap, but Apollo had somehow 
forgotten that Starbuck was stronger than he looked. The two men wrestled playfully, 
each trying to get the other over his lap, until finally Apollo found himself head 
down, hands on floor, cock between Starbuck's legs, Starbuck's warm hand caressing his 
butt.

Suddenly Apollo was howling as he felt a sharp pain across his behind. "Is this what 
you were after lover?" Starbuck asked.

"Yes, no."

Another hard slap across his butt. "Which is it Apollo, yes or no?"

"Yes and no."

SLAP "Can't be both lover boy, better explain it to me."

"Yes, I wanted this position, but no, not me."

SLAP, SLAP, Starbuck gave each butt cheek it's own spanking. "You wanted to spank me?"

"Owwww! Yes."

SLAP. SLAP, SLAP, SLAP. Starbuck slapped each butt cheek in turn as he ordered Apollo 
to tell him why.

"Owwww, because I wanted to get you back for last secton in the BOQ."

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, this time Starbuck spanked each of Apollo's upper thighs. "You 
asked for that spanking remember, it was your secret fantasy."

"OWWWW, OWWWWWWW, OWWWWWWW, OWWWWWWWW! I thought you were going to bring me back here 
and do it in private."

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, again to Apollo's upper thighs, his "sit spot". "What good is 
a spanking if you have to wait for it?"

"Owowowow, I guess it isn't."

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, to Apollo's upper thighs, then, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, two 
slaps to each of each butt cheeks. "So you thought you could get the better of me, and 
spank me when I least expected it?"

"Owwww, owwwwwww, owow, owowowowwwwwww, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, again to each butt cheek and two more to each upper thigh, these 
one's much harder than any of the other's. "Have you learned a lesson?"

"OWWWWWWWWWW, yes yes I have."

Starbuck then gave Apollo's poor, red and sore butt five more slaps, then helped him to 
stand. As he gently kissed Apollo's tear stained cheeks he said, "There, that will teach 
you about trying to Starbuck Starbuck."

"Huh, what did you say?" 

But Starbuck just grinned.