Why You Should Never Strut Your Stuff In The Warrior's Turbo-wash

By: Betty (er.br@sympatico.ca)

A short pwp for Sue

Rating: PG

Summary: Apollo gets a surprise in the turbo-wash. Part 1 of the 'Why You Should 
Never" series.

Warnings: The title is longer than the story.



It was very rare for Apollo to find himself the lone occupant of the warrior's 
turbo-flush. Usually there were at least two or three other men in the room 
washing up after a long patrol, or getting ready for duty.

This was very rare indeed, so he took the opportunity to enjoy a long, hot 
shower. When he at last turned the water off and found he was still alone in 
the room, he decided to get silly, also a very rare occurrence.

Acting like he was a prima ballerina, Apollo danced around the change room. 
Each time he came in front of the full length mirror, he would open one end of 
his towel, the only thing he was wearing, and shake he his hips while giving 
out a "whoo whoo" sound, sometimes he even opened both ends of the towel, and 
shook his bare bottom at the mirror. When he did this he would say "kiss this 
Starbuck". After 15 centons he grew tired of the game and decided he had better 
get dressed.

Going to the counter on the far wall, he stripped off the towel and threw it 
into the wash basket, wiggling his hips as did so, causing his penis to shake 
back and forth. He then picked up his hair brush, which he had placed there 
earlier, and started to brush his long black hair. He decided to  get silly 
again. He teased his hair until it was all standing up in a tangled mess, and 
growled into the mirror, then brushed it out again so it was falling over his 
face, then brushed it all to one side, then the other side. When he has finally 
put it back to the way it belonged, he dropped his hair brush. That's when he 
noticed the counter was not attached to the wall.

"Oh frack, that's my favourite hair brush," he swore.

Pulling out the counter, Apollo then bent over the top and reached for his hair 
brush. 

That's when it happened.

Suddenly, without warning, Apollo felt ten fast, hard, sharp, stinging slaps to 
his backside.

"Hahahaha, that will teach you about dancing around the turbo-wash when 
you think no one is watching," he heard a male voice laugh.


The end??????????????