Title: Very Dirty Story
      Author: Betty aka Cookies

      Rating: I'm not saying.
      Category: Slash
      Pairing: Face/Murdock
      Disclaimer: I don't own them.
      Distribution: Please let me know where.
      Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca

      Dedicated to all those who are having a really rotten RL right now.

      Summary: Face and Murdock get dirty with each other.


      The job was done and the team had once again stopped the bad guys from 
      taking over a small town and terrorizing the population. Hannibal had 
      decided that they all deserved a little vacation and had taken them up to 
      the mountains for a some much needed R&R. The day was sunny and warm and 
      birds could heard chirping away in the trees.

      Face and Murdock slowly made their way up the path that led to the old 
      abandoned shack . Every ten seconds they stopped to kiss and caress each 
      other's backs. The path led them past a small brook, and up and down small 
      hills, as they made their way up to the top of the mountain. It had rained 
      two days ago, and the ground was still very wet and muddy in places, so 
      they tried the best they could to skirt around the patches of mud. They 
      came upon one very large patch of mud that seemed impossible to skirt 
      around, so Murdock picked Face up in his arms and carried him across the 
      mud and up the small the hill.

      The two were giggling like a couple of teenage school girls by the time 
      Murdock placed Face back on the ground.

      "Murdock you didn't have to do that, you could have hurt yourself carrying 
      me up that hill," Face giggled.

      Murdock giggled back, " I know Facelove, but I also know how much you hate 
      getting mud on your shoes."

      "Oh Murdock, I love you," Face whispered as he put his arms around 
      Murdock's neck and kissed him deeply. 

      Murdock returned the kiss as he wrapped his arms around Face's waist, 
      pulling him in close. The two stood at the top of the hill, kissing and 
      caressing each other.

      Then disaster struck.

      Murdock's foot slipped.

      He went down on his ass.

      He pulled Face down with him.

      The two were suddenly sliding down the hill.

      They slid all the way to the bottom and landed in the mud.

      They were both VERY dirty.


      The End