Veggie Delight By Jen Lmr Date: Jan 2001 Rating: NC-17 Category: Slash Pairing: Starbuck/Apollo/Boomer This story was inspired by a conversation that Betty and I were having about her (and Bob's) story 'Bananas Jubilee'. (To be specific, 'Bananas! What was he thinking?!') So, Betty, just so that you know, it could have been worse, much worse! Today was a special day. Starbuck double-checked to make sure that everything was prepared. This was the first anniversary since that fateful night. He wanted to make sure that everything was perfect. He set a large bowl filled with various vegetables out in the center of the table. He had double-checked to make sure that both of his other guests would be there at the time he specified. He shivered in anticipation at the thought of what lay ahead for the evening. Upon hearing the door chime, he felt a thrill jolt through his body, his completely naked body. 'No sense in them wasting time trying to undress me. Besides, I've always had this fantasy about..." The door chimed. "Starbuck! So wonderful to see you," Apollo said enthusiastically, eyeing his wingmate from head to toe, "And I do mean all of you." Starbuck grinned mischievously, "I thought you might. Hurry up and get in here before any passersby get an eyeful." "We don't want that. The only person I want to share you with is Boomer. Where is he anyway?" "He should be here any centon. Why don't you get undressed and we'll both give him a proper greeting," the blond said with a wink. "You better believe we will." The captain kissed his wingmate hungrily. A couple of centons later a naked Apollo and Starbuck answered the door chime. They pulled Boomer in the door and each took a turn kissing him soundly. "Happy Anniversary!" they chorused in unison. "You guys are too much," Boomer beamed. "You have no idea how much I've been looking forward to tonight." "Think again. I haven't been able to sit still all day," Starbuck said excitedly. "Now let's get you out of these clothes," he purred as he began helping the dark man undress. Apollo quickly moved to help also, dropping feathery kisses along the muscular shoulders. "I just can't believe its been a whole yahren since the three of us got together." "It's been the happiest yahren of my life." Starbuck sighed dreamily. "Mine too," Boomer agreed whole-heartedly. "And to think it all started with a banana." Starbuck couldn't help the flush that rose to his cheeks at that remark. "I've had a deep passion for bananas ever since," Apollo laughed. "Well, there aren't going to be any bananas tonight," the blond informed them. "No bananas?" Apollo looked disappointed. "What do you mean no bananas? It's the anniversary of the banana incident. If it weren't for that banana getting stuck up in...well, you know...we might never have taken our relationship to the next level. We have to have bananas," Boomer stated plaintively. Starbuck felt his cheeks grow hot again. "Oh, no. Nobody's putting any more bananas anywhere near my butt. I thought we might try something different, and this time its you guys' turn," he told them firmly. "Our turn? I don't know if that's really the best idea," Apollo complained and Boomer nodded his head in agreement. "Don't even think about trying to get out of it. Fair is fair. Now both of you go on over to the table." Boomer and Apollo went over to the table and sat down. "We're having vegetables?" Apollo quirked an eyebrow. "No. The two of you are having vegetables and not in the seated position." "You wouldn't," Boomer said eyeing the bowl of vegetables warily. "I most certainly would. While I'm eternally grateful that the banana incident brought us all together as lovers, *I* was the one with fruit lodged in his *butt*." Boomer and Apollo couldn't help but snicker at Starbuck's indignant tone. "Go ahead, yuck it up, laughing boys. When you're finished I expect both of you bent over the table prettily presenting your asses." "But, Starbuck..." Apollo started to protest. "Sure, asses, butts, behinds, whatever you want me to call them," Starbuck interrupted cheerfully. "Starbuck, is that a zucchini I see in that bowl?" Boomer asked nervously. "It is, and the last one over the table gets it." Boomer quickly bent over the table while Apollo continued to protest, "But, Starbuck..." "That's right butt, bottom, tail, hiney, whatever you want to call it. Now bend over the table. Fair is fair." Apollo complied grudgingly, mimicking under his breath, "Fair is fair." Boomer started to giggle. "What's so funny?" "You get the zucchini," the dark warrior snickered. Apollo groaned, "What was I thinking when I had the idea of using a banana?" "Hot sex, maybe?" "Do shut up." Boomer snickered even louder. 'Oh, what to pick first, what to pick first,' Starbuck thought gleefully, rubbing his hands together. He decided to go with corn on the cob. Boomer gasped when he felt the cold gel on his anus, then moaned with pleasure when he felt finger's gently preparing his opening. He gasped again when he felt the tip of a hard object pushing against his hole then begin to slide in. "Do you want me to stop, Boom-Boom?" "Oooohhhh nooooo," Boomer began pushing backwards to take more. "I c-can take it. Uuuuummmmuuuuhhhhh." "You're sure now? Because I can stop." "Nooooo Uuuuuhhhh Oooooohhhh. Dddddoooonnnnn'ttt ssstttoooopppp! Fffffaaiirr isssss fffffaaaaaaaaiiiiirrrrrrrr!" Starbuck chuckled, enjoying the sight of the man writhing in pleasure beneath him as he pumped the corn cob in and out. He pushed it all the way in one last time and left it there. "Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Ssssssttttaaaarrrrbbbuuucccckkkk!!! Ddddoooonnnn'tttt ssssstttttooooooooooooopppppp!" Boomer wailed. "Now, now Boom-baby. It's Appy's turn now. You just hold tight." "Oooooooooooo mmmmmmmmm tttttttiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhht!" Boomer wriggled his butt around trying to make the corn cob shift as much as possible. Starbuck smiled wickedly as he spread the gel around and in his captain's asshole. "Your turn, lover." He selected a large cucumber and slowly inserted it all the way into the deliciously presented hole. "Sssssssssttttttttttaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!!!" Apollo gasped and bucked. "Oh, I'm not finished with you yet, Captain." He inserted a large carrot in along side the cucumber. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyeeeeeeesssssss! Ooooooooohhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyeeeeesssssssss!!!" "And here you were worried you wouldn't like it." Starbuck was thoroughly enjoying the tantalizing sight of his lover's filled behinds and quivering cheeks, but he wasn't finished yet. Not a chance, this was too much fun. He grabbed a nice thick carrot and inserted it swiftly into Boomer's stretched asshole, this was followed soon after by a wonderfully long stalk of celery. "Uuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrr!!" Boomer was now thrusting back and forth wildly, screaming loudly in ecstacy each time his prostate was rubbed. Starbuck turned his attention to Apollo again. He pulled the cucumber out much to Apollo's disappointment. "Don't worry. I still haven't used that zucchini yet," Starbuck assured him while teasing that lovely hole. "Ooooohhhhh!! Not the zucchini!" "Now, Apollo, fair is..." "Fair. I know, I know." "Good. Now spread those cheeks for me and brace yourself." "Uuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Once the zucchini in question was in, Apollo found that not only wasn't it as bad as he thought, but that the sensation of being filled so full was incredible. "Gggggggggoooooooooddddddddyyyyyyyyyeeeeesssssssssssss!!!!" "Hey!" Boomer complained, "What about me?" Starbuck pulled the vegetables out of him in one swift motion, spun him around, and devoured his mouth hungrily. Then, "You get to frack me while I frack Apollo with his new toy." "Mmmmmmm, I like the sound of that!" Boomer eagerly got behind the blonde lieutenant, lubed up, and buried himself to the hilt in one quick thrust. "Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" "I didn't hurt you, did I?" Boomer worriedly asked. "Nnnnnnoooooooo, sssssssssoooooooo gggggooooooooooodddddddd!!!!!" Starbuck pumped the zucchini in and out of Apollo. He reached around him and began pumping his cock with his fist in a matching rhythm at a steadily increasing pace. Boomer in turn, did the same to Starbuck "Ooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooo!!!!" "Mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh!!" "Yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeessssssssss tttttttttthhhhhhhhhheeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee!!!" Soon Starbuck felt Apollo's hot seed spurt out over his hand at the same time he felt Boomer spurting deep inside of him. The pleasure was almost unbearable and within microns he felt his own orgasm erupting from deep within him and coating Boomer's hand and Apollo's backside. He felt Boomer collapse onto his back. The weight of his lover was too much to hold in his current state and he found himself collapsing onto his other lover. Apollo in turn collapsed onto the table top. The three sated lover's, upon recovering themselves slightly, staggered to the bedchamber. Upon reaching the bed, they all collapsed onto it, their bodies pressed tightly against each other. "Happy Anniversary," they all wished each other sleepily before falling into a contented slumber. The End