Date: Sep 2001


	Happy Birthday Jen, I wrote this little fic for you. Hope it
	gives you a good laugh on your special day.
	betty

	Stuck
	by Betty (er.br@sympatico.ca)
	For Jen(Lmr) on her Birthday.

	Apollo and Starbuck returned from patrol to find Apollo`s
	quarters empty. Looking around quickly, wondering where his son
	was, Apollo spied the note left on the small dinning table.

	"Dad, I went with Dillon to the rejuvenation centre, don`t worry
	I will be back for dinner."

	Crumbling up the note Apollo grinned. "Looks like we have a
	couple of centars to ourselves."

	"Oh really, well then why don`t we make good use of them."
	Starbuck grinned back.

	The two men raced to the bedroom, shirts and pants flying as they
	stripped down in their haste to taste each other. After a few
	centons of kissing petting and stroking, Apollo jumped up and ran
	to the turbo-flush, returning with the bottle of baby oil.
	Starbuck`s grin grew wider at the sight of it. Apollo made a show
	of removing the lid, which for some reason was a little stuck at
	first, then pouring the oil all over Starbuck`s body and then
	smoothing it all over the strong chest, belly and thighs.
	Starbuck purred with desire as his lover`s warm hands heated up
	the cool liquid.

	"Is it just me or does this oil feel different?" Apollo asked.

	"It`s probably just getting old, the bottle is almost empty after
	all, I`m gonna have to make sure I get you some more real fast."

	"Why so we can slip and slide while doing this?" Apollo said as he
	flipped around and straddled Starbuck in the 69 position. Starbuck
	groaned as he felt Apollo`s hands run up his thighs and cup his
	balls. He cried out in surprise when Apollo suddenly took his
	entire length into his mouth and started to slowly swallow him.
	Starbuck wrapped his oil covered thighs around Apollo`s upper
	back, holding him down, before he too swallowed his lovers cock.

	After a few centons of deep throating, Starbuck then wanted to
	play with Apollo`s sweet, puckered hole.  Seeing that the bottle
	of baby oil was still at the bottom of the bed and out of reach,
	Starbuck then tried to squeeze his fingers between his and
	Apollo`s bodies in order to cover them with oil, but they
	wouldn`t go in.

	'Maybe I`m holding him down to tightly with my legs' the blond
	man thought. So he went to remove his legs. They wouldn`t move,
	they were stuck.

	"What the frack!!" he said.

	Apollo loved the taste of Starbuck`s precum, but now he wanted to
	taste more, he wanted to taste Starbuck`s seed as it gushed down
	his throat. While he was deep throating his lover he had also
	been using both his oil slicked hands to gently squeeze the
	beautiful balls that were attached to his lover. Deciding it was
	now time to insert his fingers into the beautiful opening, he
	tried to remove his left hand. It wouldn`t budge.

	"What the frack!!" he said at the same time as Starbuck.

	"Apollo my legs are stuck, I can`t move them."

	"Stop struggling or your going to make me hurt you, my hands are
	stuck to your balls!"

	"What? Oh great, well see if you can get off me."

	Apollo tried to move, but he couldn`t. The two man were stuck to
	each other.

	"Oh Lords now what do we do?" Apollo moaned.

	"How the frack did this happen?" Starbuck groaned.

	The two men continued to struggle and get unstuck but it was
	useless. It seemed like someone had welded them together.

	"Well, they say when you make love it`s like becoming one body."
	Apollo joked.

	"I don`t think this is what the saying means, and I don`t think
	it`s a laughing matter Apollo." Starbuck snapped.

	Suddenly they heard the outer door open. Looking at his bedside
	clock Apollo realised it was time for Boxey to return home.

	"Oh great just what my son needs to see, his father and his
	favourite uncle stuck tight together, their cocks in each other`s
	faces." Apollo moaned.

	"Shhhhhhh, maybe if we`re quiet he`ll go away." Starbuck
	whispered.

	The two stayed as quiet as possible, listening as Boxey went into
	his room. Apollo could hear the boy opening up a drawer. 'Probably 
	wants to work on his model viper for a while' the Captain thought.

	"Oh frack." he heard Boxey say, then saw the boy`s shadow as he
	went into the turbo-flush. Suddenly they heard Boxey call out.

	"Hey dad, has either or Uncle Starbuck seen my super glue? The
	tube had sprung a leak so I dumped it into that baby oil bottle.
	I know I should have asked first before I poured out the oil,
	but the bottle was almost empty and I didn`t want my glue to dry
	out."

	"*Super glue*!!!!!!" Apollo and Starbuck screamed.

	"Yeah you know, that stuff I wear rubber gloves with when I use
	it because if you get it on your fingers, you have to go to the
	Life Centre to get unstuck."