Title: Popcorn And Beer
      Author: Betty aka Lt. Cookie

      Rating: NC-17
      Category: Slash
      Pairing: Hannibal/Murdock
      Disclaimer: I don't own them.
      Warning: It's a groaner.
      Distribution: Please let me know where.
      Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca

      Summary: Hannibal and Murdock spend a quiet evening alone. Or do they?


      The mountain cabin was dark and cold when Hannibal and Murdock arrived. 
      After unloading the few supplies from the trunk of Face`s car, they 
      quickly built a fire and sat down to allow it`s warmth to absorb into 
      them.

      "Hey Hannibal, how come you came up with me to get the cabin ready for our 
      vacation instead of Face, usually Face and me do this."

      "I figured it was time for a change, and besides..........I thought maybe 
      we could have a night to ourselves for a change, with out the other two, 
      who are probably in Face`s bed right about now."

      "Hahahaha, yeah, I couldn`t believe the look on their face`s when we 
      walked in and saw them together, BA looked like a kid who just got caught 
      with his hand in the cookie jar, hahahahaha." Murdock laughed.

      "Poor Face, good thing he wasn`t wearing pants, I think he would have 
      needed to change them," Hannibal added.

      The two laughed some more about the adventures of Face and BA, then 
      Hannibal suggested they make some popcorn on the fire. Murdock got out the 
      shaker, a special one for using over a camp fire, while Hannibal got the 
      popping corn and the case of beer.

      Half an hour later, the cabin was filled with more laughter. The two had 
      slowly undressed each other, but Hannibal had decided to get silly. He 
      gently pushed Murdock onto his back, then proceeded to place popcorn 
      around the pilots groin, then bent down and started munching it off. 
      Murdock was laughing so hard, the popcorn kept falling off.

      "Murdock come stop laughing, you're shaking my snack all over the place."

      "I can`t help it, your hair is tickling my cock ,and besides your making 
      funny noises."

      "Oh you mean this, crunch, crunch, crunch, munch, munch, munch, 
      grrrrrrrrrrr," Hannibal growled into Murdock`s cock, sending vibrations up 
      and down the length of it. Murdock laughed even louder. Then he let a 
      wail, "Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh that`s cold!" as Hannibal poured beer into his 
      belly button, then added my popcorn and started munching it.

      "Whoooooooooo," they heard.

      "What was that?" Murdock asked.

      "Whooooooooo."

      "Oh that`s just an owl," Hannibal said, as he went back to eating popcorn 
      and lapping up beer off Murdock`s belly.

      "Whoooooo whoooooooooo."

      "Who who who."

      "Hannibal, I think it`s more than one owl."

      "Mmmmmmmm kay," Hannibal was still munching and not paying attention to 
      the owls.

      "Whoooooo whooooooooo whooooooo."

      "Whoo whoo whoo whoo."

      "Hannibal, I think there talking in code."

      "It`s just a couple of owls Murdock, now lay back down and enjoy, aw 
      Murdock, look at that you lost your hard on."

      "It`s the owls...........I don`t like the way they keep talking to each 
      other."

      "Whoooooooo whooooooooo whooooooooo whoooooooo."

      "Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo."

      "It`s probably some sort of mating thing owls do  Murdock, they sing to 
      each other, now lay back and let me get you hard again."

      Then the owls got louder. "WHOOOOOO WHOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOO 
      WHOOOOOOOO."

      "WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO."

      "H-h-h-Hannibal," Murdock stuttered, "I t-t-t-think they want our cabin."

      With a deep sigh Hannibal stood up and went to the window, opened it and 
      yelled, "SHUT UP!"

      "Who who who."

      "You you you."

      Then the door was flung open, Murdock screamed as BA yelled, "ME ME ME!
      Hahahahahahahaha."

      Then Face jumped up at the window and said, "Don`t you just love it when 
      owls come together, hahahahaha."

      The End