Omelette
by Betty

(Stupid title but it was the best I could come with at the moment.)

Date: March 2001
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Rating: NC-17
Category: Slash
Pairing: Starbuck/Apollo
Distribution: Please let me know where.
Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca

Summary: Okay this is my response to Mom`s story dare.

which was-
write a story using all of the following items.

RAW EGGS
BLUE THREAD
SANDPAPER
POLYGRIP


Starbuck stood in front of Apollo, who was sitting on the toilet, 
enjoying the sensation of his lovers mouth slowly sucking him. 
Apollo`s mouth was so warm and wet that Starbuck had to fight
from coming the micron Apollo started working on him. But then 
suddenly the warm wetness was gone.

"I want you inside me Starbuck, now."

"Anything you want Apollo, just let me get the lube."

Starbuck reached into the medicine cabinet, and brought out the tube, 
but before he uncapped it he saw the label.

"Polygrip? Something your not telling me lover?"

Apollo grinned. "No, Boxey needed that for some school project he 
was doing he needed polygrip and sandpaper, isn`t the lube in there?"

"No. I think we may have used it up, but don`t start to pout my 
beautiful lover I have an idea."

Starbuck quickly left the turbo-wash, and then called from the bed 
room, "Come here Apollo."

Apollo slowly entered the bedroom, wondering just what Starbuck 
had on his mind.

"What do have in that bowl baby?"

"A little surprise for you. Now come here and kneel on the bed so I 
can prepare you for me."

Apollo quickly climbed onto the bed, but gasped when he saw what 
Starbuck had in the bowl.

"Eggs? Your going to use eggs for lube?"

"Raw eggs Apollo, nice and slippery."

Apollo soon found that Starbuck was right, the raw eggs made a 
perfect lube, and the next thing he knew he was moaning loudly as 
Starbuck plunged inside him. They two lovers cried out each other 
names as they came, spurting their seed, Apollo`s spilling over 
Starbuck`s raw egg slicked hand onto the bed spread, and Starbuck`s 
deep into Apollo`s raw egg lubed ass.

The two collapsed onto the bed and Apollo rolled over and started 
kissing his way down Starbuck`s body once again. He stopped when 
he reached Starbuck`s groin and sat up.

"Starbuck you have some thing stuck in your hair down here."

"What is it?"

Apollo pulled the abject in question and showed it to Starbuck. "It`s a 
blue thread, must have come out of that g-string you were wearing."

The two men chuckled over the string, then Apollo said, "Next time I 
get to use the raw eggs on you."

"Well there are lots of them left in the bowl, if you want to try it out 
any time soon."

Apollo grinned wickedly. "Right now, lover, on your hands and 
knees, and this time, no blue threads."

Starbuck quickly obeyed his beloved Captain, and together the two of 
them went through a lot of eggs.