Title: New Yahren Mishap Author: Betty Rated:nc-17 Pairing: Apollo/Starbuck Warnings: naked men with a champagne bottle Summary: It's New Yahren Eve and the boys have a bottle of champagne to open. Starbuck's body shuddered one more time as his orgasm ended, sending the last of his cream deep into Apollo's throat. Greedily Apollo lapped it up, swallowing all it as if it were his last meal. Both men had lost count of how many times they had come tonight, this last night of the yahren. The evening started as soon as they had got off duty, around mid-day, and they had quickly come to Apollo's quarters and stripped each other with the eagerness of two sixteen yahren olds about to experience sex for the first time. Not having to worry about Boxey, the little imp had decided to spend the night with his friends at a camp out on one of the other ships, the two men could spend the entire evening in the favorite attire-nothing. Once naked they had headed for the turbo-wash, were they took turns sucking each other off, washing each other's body, then sucking off again. Then it was off to the bedroom, were they made love until dinner time. They kissed while cooking their food, and again while feeding each other small bites of the meal. Washing the dishes was a challenge, what with they way they couldn't keep their hands off each other. They did have one embarrassing moment however when they were making love on the living-room sofa and Athena walked in without announcing herself. But she quickly threw her hands over her face and ran out the door, knocking Sheba over in the process. They had no idea why Sheba was hanging around outside the door, but she did have a very pretty dress on, to bad it got ripped when Athena stepped on it. Around 23:00 they put the bottle of champagne in the bucket of ice to cool and turned on the vid screen. The IFB had decided to broadcast a special show for the New Yahren, complete with musical groups and actors putting on skits. The music wasn't that good, too much stuff that appealed to teenagers and not enough of the stuff that adults would enjoy, but the skits were pretty good. Most of them were these four guys doing a form of comedy that had become very popular lately. They would take turns, sometimes one or in pairs or even all four at once, and this chubby,almost bald guy in glasses would tell them what they had to perform. It could pretty hilarious at times, and they both agreed that the best skit was the one where the black guy picked a girl from the audience and sang a silly little tune to her about how he liked her underwear. Then it was almost midnight and the beginning of the New Yahren. Apollo quickly ran to get some glasses and a napkin, the napkin was for the champagne that he knew would spill over when Starbuck popped the cork-which wasn't really a cork but a plastic stopper that you pushed off with your thumbs. Ever since he was a little boy Apollo loved the loud "pop" sound that was made, and the fact that the stopper/cork bounced off the ceiling. "Pop the cork right at midnight Star." he said breathlessly as he ran back into the living-room. The count down started and Starbuck placed the bottle between his legs. Apollo reached for the napkin, just as the count down reached 3. Starbuck pushed on the cork....2.....Apollo dropped the napkin.......1...and bent over to pick it up, his beautiful butt facing Starbuck......Happy.......the cork went flying with a loud POP.......New...... The sound of Apollo's screams filled the air as the cork flew right up his anal opening. "Oh this is going to be really embarrassing to explain in the Life Center." was all a cringing Starbuck could say.