Fun At The Falls By Betty For Becky, our list mom. To make her feel better and help her get over her cold. Plus she asked for it. Date: Feb 2001 Fandom: Battlestar Galactica Rating: NC-17 Category: Slash Disclaimer: I don't own them. Distribution: Please let me know where. Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca Summary: Betty and DJ have fun at Niagara Falls with Starbuck and Face. Warning: This is a MaryJane, or MaryLou or whatever those things are called when you put yourself in a story. Don`t worry DJ I didn`t write anything bad about you, and you can even with me if you want. Note: This is Betty`s side of the story, you`ll have to ask DJ for hers. "Why do I have to shave my legs?" Starbuck whined at Betty. "Because it will look better when you put the nylons on," Betty sternly told him as she helped the sexy Galactican pilot shave his legs. "You're going up too high, that is not part of my leg." "It`s attached to your leg," Betty smirked. "You just wanted to cop a feel." "So, what girl wouldn`t?" "Sheba." "You compare me to Sheba and I`ll smack you." Starbuck pouted for a few moments before he said, "Apollo isn`t going to see me like this is he? I would never hear the end of it if he did." "Apollo has no idea your even here, don`t worry about it." Starbuck didn`t see Betty`s evil grin. *** Somewhere in the US of A. DJ was having the same problem with Face. Only he was whining louder than Starbuck, but then he had five years more at practicing the whine. "You're such a baby, I bet Betty isn`t having half as much trouble with Starbuck as I`m having with you, now put that dress on and then I can help you with your makeup and put on the wig." "Why is my wig red? I don`t think I`ll look good as a red head." "You got the temper of one, that`s why," DJ snapped at him, then under her breath she muttered, "Men are such babies." "I heard that." *** That evening the four met up at the casino on the Canadian side of the falls, Starbuck was still whining. "But I wanted to see the lights, didn`t you notice the lights on the falls? I thought they looked nice, and they were playing music too." "We can see that next time, I need a good stiff drink," Betty said as she grabbed Starbuck by the straps of his dress and pulled him into the casino. "Party pooper, and your wrinkling my dress." "What dress? It looks like all your wearing is a table napkin." "You're the one who picked it out, besides I think I look sexy as a girl." Starbuck ran his hands down his sides and wiggled his butt. "Not as good as me," Face put in. Betty and DJ rolled their eyes at each other, "Lets go get those drinks," DJ said as the girls pushed the guys towards the bar. The bar was dark and crowded, but they soon found an empty table near the dance floor and sat down. After the waitress brought them their drinks they heard a familiar voice. "Don`t I know you?" It was Apollo, and he was speaking to Face who replied in feminine voice, "Oh, I don`t think so, I would never forget a face like your`s," and then giggled. Starbuck shot a dirty look at Face, then gave Betty one as well. Betty just shrugged and whispered, "I had no idea he was going to be here." Then Face took Apollo up on his offer to dance. Starbuck was about to stop them when suddenly Murdock was there. "Would you like to dance pretty lady? My but you remind me of someone, what`s your name?" he said to Starbuck. "Ah, my my name is Starla," Starbuck smiled. "Oh, that`s a pretty name for a pretty lady," Murdock said as he whisked Starbuck onto the dance floor. Betty and DJ giggled at each other, enjoying their handiwork. Neither Apollo or Murdock had recognized the guys, or knew they were dancing with the wrong man. The night continued on, Apollo and Murdock came back to the table with Face and Starbuck, they even bought a round of drinks for every one and each took a turn dancing with Betty and DJ. But then Betty and DJ didn`t feel very well. They both felt like their heads were spinning. Betty closed her eyes and shook her head to clear out the cob webs, DJ did the same. When Betty opened her eyes, she wasn`t in the casino anymore. She was in a strange room she had never seen before, or had she. It did look vaguely familiar, but she couldn`t put her finger on it. Then she heard a voice from the other side of the room. "Well, I see your awake now. You know you sure are a wild one," Apollo chuckled. "Alright, just where on Earth am I?" Betty demanded to know. "Oh, you're not on Earth my dear, your on the Galactica, in my bed in fact." "Oh shit, I knew I drank to much, but wait, where is DJ, what did you do with DJ?" "I didn`t do anything with DJ, Murdock and Face took her, don`t know where they went they just said something about a van waiting outside for them, and as for you, I suggest you get dressed because the Commander would like to speak with you." Betty gulped and got out of the bed, showered and dressed. Apollo then took her to see Commander Adama. That`s when Betty made a really bad mistake, she doesn`t even know why she did it. She took one look at Commander Adama and the words just came out of her mouth. "Hi there, Pa Cartright, so where do you keep your horse?" Commander Adama gave Betty 'the look'. Betty shrank back against Apollo as the great Commander yelled out "*Horse*, why you insubordinate little ............... take her to the brig." So now here I am sitting in the brig of the Battlestar Galactica wishing I had never heard of a show called Bonanza and wondering how the hell I`m going to get myself out of this mess. The Secret Passageway By Betty Date: Feb 2001 Fandom: Battlestar Galactica Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: I don't own them. Distribution: Please let me know where. Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca Summary: Well mom wanted to know what I saw when I was in the secret passageway I found when I was trapped in the brig. So here is my story. I couldn`t believe I was in this mess. All I wanted to do was have a little fun. So what if I made Starbuck shave his legs and then put on a sexy dress. He had fun, he danced the night away with Murdock. I don`t know what Apollo got all worked up about, he was dancing with Face all night. I mean come on, DJ and I had only one dance each with Apollo and Murdock, the rest of the night we were stuck at that table while Apollo and Murdock danced with Face and Starbuck , plus bought us drink after drink, getting us so drunk that we passed out. I bet they even put something in our drinks, that would be just like a man. DJ, I have no idea what happened to her. Neither Apollo or Starbuck would give me a straight answer. All they said was that Murdock and Face put in a black van and drove away. I bet it was the Ateam`s van. I hope Hannibal is treating her better than what Adama and his gang are treating me. Adama, I didn`t think his temper was that bad. Throwing me in the brig just because I called him Pa Cartright and asked him where his horse was, come on that`s a little extreme. After all he does look like old Ben, a lot like him if you ask me. Wonder why that is? But then Starbuck does look a lot like Face, they even act alike, and whine the same way. So now I have to find a way out of this cell, well at least that stupid guard is gone. I knew Reese was a mental case, but I wasn`t prepared for the show he put on. The guy must have stood in front of my cell for half an hour staring me in the face while he played with himself. Now I know why he can`t keep a girlfriend, or a boyfriend if that`s the way he swings, the guy doesn`t have anything between his legs. I mean it was small, the kids I baby sat as a teenager had bigger one`s, and they were still diapers. Haha, guess I could call him baby dick next time I see him. Should feel sorry for the guy I guess, but I was really being nice to him when I suggested he see a doctor about a penis enlargement. He didn`t have to get so mad at me. I must have paced this cell a million times before I saw the strange crack in the wall. What a surprise it was when I ran my hand over the crack and the wall opened up. Then it swung closed when I entered the dark passage behind it. There was some kind of a battery powered torch hanging on a hook on the wall. It took me a few minutes to get it working, I was beginning to think the batteries were dead, but then I found that it was just unscrewed. Simple enough to fix. I`ve been walking through this passage now for about two hours. It`s pretty dusty, and I saw more than few rats. I had to keep myself from screaming when I saw them. I don`t like rats they remind me of those history lessons in high school about the black plague, I remember my teacher Mr Powel telling us it was caused by rats, well the fleas on the rats really. Wonder if he was right? I hope that doesn`t happen here, maybe I should mention something to Adama. Give him a small history lesson so he can do something about the rats. I can hear voices now. It sounds like Apollo and Starbuck. I think their laughing, no doubt at me. Laughing at the way they tricked me at the casino last night. Rotten men. I`ll get even with them. I don`t know how yet but I`ll think of something. Hey their voices are louder now, I think their right behind this wall. I`ll just put my ear to it and.........hey what`s this thing in the wall? It`s like a little door, maybe it opens. Oh yes it does and inside is a two way mirror, looking right into Apollo`s bedroom. He`s brushing his hair, looking me right in the eye and he doesn`t even know it. Starbuck is sitting on the bed. And he has no shirt on. Hey what`s going on? Now Apollo is going to the bed and sitting on it. Starbuck is now laying on his back and Apollo is straddling him. Now Apollo is taking off his shirt. Oh my God Apollo is kissing Starbuck! Oh my now Starbuck is reaching down and undoing Apollo`s pants, and Apollo is undoing Starbuck`s. Their taking off each other`s pants. I don`t believe this, now Apollo is stretching out between Starbuck`s legs. HE`S TAKING STARBUCK`S COCK INTO HIS MOUTH!! I know I shouldn`t watch this, I should just close this little door and walk away. Give them the privacy they believe they have. But I can`t. I want to know what their going to do next. What is that Starbuck has taken from the shelf and is now handing to Apollo. It looks like a tube of tooth paste. No can`t be tooth paste, it must be k-y jelly, yeah that`s what it is. Apollo is covering his hand with it. Oh yeah Bucko raise them legs and give me a better view of that ass. Oh my now Apollo is sticking his fingers up Starbuck`s butt. He`s screwing Starbuck with his fingers. Now he`s sucking Starbuck off again, and his fingers are still in there. I can tell by the way Starbuck is moving his hips that he`s enjoying this. Boy is he enjoying this. I can hear him moaning, he`s begging Apollo for more. Oh now Apollo has pulled his fingers out, and let go of the cock. He`s putting Starbuck`s legs over his shoulders, wonder what`s he`s gonna do now? Oh, oh my, oh I don`t believe this. Apollo is putting his cock inside Starbuck. He`s thrusting inside Starbuck. Apollo is making love to Starbuck. I can`t believe how lucky I am. Thank you Adama for throwing my ass into the brig, if that hadn`t happened I would never had found this secret passage and then I would never have seen this. Oh Apollo`s going faster now. He`s slamming into Starbuck, and Starbuck is moaning so loud the mirror is vibrating, hope it doesn`t break. Na that won`t happen. Oh, Starbuck is screaming out Apollo`s name, and Apollo is screaming out Starbuck`s. That must mean their coming. Yup they came. Their kissing again. And cuddling, awe that`s cute. Apollo`s whispering something to Starbuck, looks like he`s asking Starbuck something. Starbuck`s smiling shyly and nodding his head. Hum, Starbuck acting shy, who would have thought that. Now Apollo is going to the closet, wonder what he`s getting. Ropes? Apollo has ropes in his closet? What`s he planning on doing to Starbuck with those ropes. Oh now Starbuck is spreading himself out spread eagle, and Apollo is tying him up. Hey he can`t do that to Starbuck. How dare he tie Starbuck up. I bang on the mirror . "*Hey you stop that, don`t you dare tie him up, you, you mean old captain you*." I scream at him. I don`t think I should have done that.