Title: The Dirtiest Story Ever Told
	Author: Betty

	Rating: I'm not telling because you won't believe me.
	Category: Humour
	Pairing: Starbuck/Apollo
	Disclaimer: I don't own them.
	Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca

	Note: This was originally written for the A Team a looooooong time ago, I 
	just thought I would change a few things here and there for BSG.

	Summary: Starbuck and Apollo get dirty with each other.


	There had been no sign of cylons for the last half yahren, so when the fleet 
	came upon this small uninhabited planet, Commander Adama decided that 
	they all deserved a little vacation. Apollo and Starbuck took a shuttle and 
	landed in a clearing below a small mountain top where they planned on 
	spending the next secton enjoying some much needed R&R. The day was 
	sunny and warm and birds could heard chirping away in the trees.

	Starbuck and Apollo slowly made their way up the path that led to a small 
	waterfall and pool that looked perfect for some skinny dipping . Every ten 
	microns they stopped to kiss and caress each other's backs. The path led 
	them past a small brook, and up and down small hills, as they made their 
	way up to the top of the mountain. It had rained  two days ago, and the 
	ground was still very wet and muddy in places, so they tried the best they 
	could to skirt around the patches of mud. They came upon one very large 
	patch of mud that seemed impossible to skirt around, so Apollo picked 
	Starbuck up in his arms and carried him across the mud and up the small 
	the hill.

	The two were giggling like a couple of teenage school girls by the time 
	Apollo placed Starbuck back on the ground.

	"Apollo you didn't have to do that, you could have hurt yourself carrying 
	me up that hill," Starbuck giggled.

	Apollo giggled back, "I know love, but I also know how much you hate 
	getting mud on your boots."

	"Oh Apollo, I love you," Starbuck whispered as he put his arms around 
	Apollo's neck and kissed him deeply.

	Apollo returned the kiss as he wrapped his arms around Starbuck's waist,  
	pulling him in close. The two stood at the top of the hill, kissing and 
	caressing each other.

	Then disaster struck.

	Apollo's foot slipped.

	He went down on his ass.

	He pulled Starbuck down with him.

	The two were suddenly sliding down the hill.

	They slid all the way to the bottom and landed in the mud.

	They were both VERY dirty.

	The End